MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram (March 1, 2024)
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happy jason todd death day
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thespis is so great for how dan and casey keep weaving between talking about their personal issues during breaks and then immediately cutting back to the camera to report sports
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And diary, you'd think a girl whose mama died in childbirth, whose daddy gave her away to a mean old auntie who beat her 'cause no one said she couldn't, who died in a fire but came back by the blood magic of two demons, well, you'd think that girl wouldn't know what funny was. But you'd be wrong, diary. And if I told you, dumb diary, that that same girl was being raised to kill like her demon parents did, to take two souls a day so she could stay in the same flat-chested, hairless-crotched 14-year-old baby doll body as her mind and spirit turn 19, 20, 25, 63, 358, you dumb, dumb diary, I bet you'd say to anyone who'd listen, "Fun? Fun? How does she even get up in the morning?"
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we were talking about the godfather and PLEASE tell me this man didn't just say "oh, you've seen the godfather? tell me 5 famous dialogues then"
i've been trying so hard to get along with my brother-in-law but oh my god my sister's type of men are sooooo exhausting
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every episode of iwtv is like louis is stressed the fuck out and lestat (it’s probably his fault), posing gayly in the background, is like “can we have sex”
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i love how the dan plot of sports night ep 2 is him facing scrutiny and censure for speaking up on the war on drugs. meanwhile the casey plot is casey being worried he doesn't come across as cool in an esquire article
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wait why did i just tear up watching the sports night pilot...
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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.
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what a beautiful world we live in
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