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Sleep deprived 6 a.m. crack theory. Please vote on this I'm trying to investigate. As a kid and/or as a teenager, did your parents consistently wake you up for school, and are you now a light or heavy sleeper?
My theory is that if you could rely on your parents to be there you now sleep more heavily, but if you had to manage that early in life you sleep lighter
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I took a class called Apocalyptic Scenarios in uni and I'll never forget seeing Pandemic Project Due in my calendar 3 fucking days after covid happened. It felt like I got catapulted across time and space and slammed into a wall at the speed of sound
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
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For the pople that followed me for Obey Me content I'm so sorry. I still love the demon boyos I just have no more entertaining thoughts to share :c
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Yes and how do I get that disease to spread and contaminate all my others?? I would love to know how I could just magically not need my 12+ medications every day š
just saw someone advocating for ppl going off their meds so they arenāt reliant on ābig pharmaā and Iām like. what disease do you have that spontaneously treats itself the moment you feel morally superior to others? Iām dying to know
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This is so fucking funny. Sometimes the only way people like her will learn is to have their shit behavior turned around on them so they can experience it from the other side. My dog died two days ago and this is the first time I've smiled since. This absolute trainwreck was golden, start to finish. Oh my god
...what
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Whats her name op? She's gorgeous :>
Funny you can only make your pet a boy or a girl
Anyway heres my trans webkinz lioness shes mtf
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OOOOOH I love that!!! š¤© I wanna see the Haast and Argentavis square up, that'd be such a cool battle! Who do you suppose wins that fight?
āJurassic parkā except itās realistic and they canāt clone anything older than 1 million years because dna degradation so itās a bunch of recently extinct birds brought back to life and yet the same amount of chaos carnage and destruction occurs as well as the same amount of wonder because Irony
Remember this park would have, among other things:
- moas
- elephant birds
- dodos & Rodrigues solitaire
- terror birds
- mihirungs
- adzebills
- Sylviornithidae
- great auk
- mobs of passenger pigeons
- moa-nalo
- mole ducks (reverse platypus)
- giant swan
- giant marabou-style storks
- club-winged ibises
- teratorns
- giant Caribbean hawks
- stilt owls, including giant ones
- and so many many passerines
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Yes I know! There are several different teratorns. I mean, where is the argentavis specific scene? Terror birds and the haast get their own time in the spotlight, but not the argy? Are they taking the place of the pteranadon terrorizing Billy in the third movie, during the aviary scene? Are they the ones swarming the park (specifically killing Zara) after the Indomimus destroys their enclosure and frees them? I need to know what they're getting up to!! I'm so curious!!!!!
āJurassic parkā except itās realistic and they canāt clone anything older than 1 million years because dna degradation so itās a bunch of recently extinct birds brought back to life and yet the same amount of chaos carnage and destruction occurs as well as the same amount of wonder because Irony
Remember this park would have, among other things:
- moas
- elephant birds
- dodos & Rodrigues solitaire
- terror birds
- mihirungs
- adzebills
- Sylviornithidae
- great auk
- mobs of passenger pigeons
- moa-nalo
- mole ducks (reverse platypus)
- giant swan
- giant marabou-style storks
- club-winged ibises
- teratorns
- giant Caribbean hawks
- stilt owls, including giant ones
- and so many many passerines
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WHERE IS THE ARGENTAVIS OP? WHERE IS IT??????
āJurassic parkā except itās realistic and they canāt clone anything older than 1 million years because dna degradation so itās a bunch of recently extinct birds brought back to life and yet the same amount of chaos carnage and destruction occurs as well as the same amount of wonder because Irony
Remember this park would have, among other things:
- moas
- elephant birds
- dodos & Rodrigues solitaire
- terror birds
- mihirungs
- adzebills
- Sylviornithidae
- great auk
- mobs of passenger pigeons
- moa-nalo
- mole ducks (reverse platypus)
- giant swan
- giant marabou-style storks
- club-winged ibises
- teratorns
- giant Caribbean hawks
- stilt owls, including giant ones
- and so many many passerines
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Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.Ā
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.Ā
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and Iām beginning to get sick of it.Ā
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Obey Me! snz headcanons
a/n: the long-awaited snz post is here :) iām curious what you guys are going to think of the headcanons and iād love to hear your ideas as well <3 this fandom needs more snz content, so letās try to make some!
warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, snz kink content!!! if thatās not your thing, please feel free to skip past this post.
Lucifer:
absolutely hates anyone seeing him sneeze. for that reason, hardly anyone has. heās a master stifler, he can do so without making a sound. the only problem is that they tend to sneak up on him, so he can only stifle if he feels it coming.
definitely a handkerchief man. he keeps one on him just in case, and itās come in handy on more than one occasion.
his stifled sneezes may be practically silent, but his regular sneezes are somewhat forceful. they come mainly from his throat and he always has to clear his throat afterwards. they arenāt very messy, but he does use his handkerchief for good measure.
always says āexcuse meā or āpardon meā afterwards. if someone else makes a big deal about it though, he can and will make them regret it.
isnāt allergic to very much, but certain scents can set him off. diavolo is the only person that knows this, and he knows exactly which colognes are ālucifer-safeā and which ones trigger his allergies.
lucifer has a pretty strong immune system, but it goes completely out the door when he overworks himself. at that point, he can become completely incapacitated for a number of days.
Mammon:
semi-loud sneezes, and he usually sneezes only once. that is, unless heās sick or allergic to something. in that case, his sneezes get much softer and more kitten-like. because of the drastic change, itās pretty easy to tell when heās feeling fine versus a little under the weather.
not embarrassed about sneezing, but he gets really flustered if anyone makes a comment about him being gross or spreading germs. when heās sick, he tries really hard to keep it contained so he doesnāt infect the others as well. so if anyone mentions him being āgross,ā he can get really self-conscious.
really bad at taking care of himself when heās sick. if he doesnāt have anyone else to look after him, he can and will spend several days under his covers until he runs out of tissues and is forced to get a new box.
i hc that mammon is actually pretty allergic to cats. heās fine with dogs, but anytime a feline is brought into the house (looking at you satan) he becomes a sniffly, sneezy mess.
mammon can get a little emotional when heās sick, but only if he has a fever. even a low-grade one is enough to knock his emotions all out of whack and make him feel even worse.
absolutely loves being taken care of, but he gets extremely shy. he doesnāt like being a burden to others and he definitely doesnāt want to get anyone else sick.
Leviathan:
really dramatic buildups, but his actual sneezes arenāt that intense. they just make his nose super ticklish and he can feel it all the way in the back of his sinuses and it makes him hitch so bad.
has really messy sneezes when heās sick. he always needs to keep a tissue box by his side when heās under the weather, but that isnāt much of a problem since he already spends all of his time in his room.
super allergic to pollen. heās fine with animals, scents, and everything else, but even a few flowers are enough to make him really sniffly and sneezy.
physically cannot stifle. he just canāt, but he wishes he could. it would certainly save him a lot of embarrassment, because he hates the attention that sneezing attracts.
hates being blessed. heāll mutter out a āthank youā if itās someone he tolerates, but in general he hates other being made aware of his presence at all.
doesnāt have a terrible immune system, but it isnāt the best. he gets sick around the same time of year as everyone else, but itās not super intense. he just hibernates in his room until itās over.
Satan:
could you imagine if this man was allergic to cats? devastating. so heās not allergic to cats, but dogs make him a little sniffly. the worst allergen for him, though, is dust.
he can handle dust for a little while. if heās in the library flipping through a dusty old book, heāll definitely get a bit sniffly, but not enough to send him into a fit.
if itās cleaning day or if a couple books fall off the shelves and kick up a dust cloud, thatās a different story. heāll try to leave the room if he can, but some of the books in his own study are pretty dusty as wellā¦
his sneezes are semi-loud, but nothing crazy. he always annunciates the āchooā sound at the end. itās just habit at this point.
somewhat good at stifles, but they make him sneeze more so he tries to limit how much he does it. heāll only stifle if thereās a reason he needs to be quiet or go unnoticed.
has a pretty good immune system, but is actually somewhat susceptible to summer colds. heās usually fine in the winter though.
Asmodeus:
drama alert!! itās always such a production with him when he has to sneeze. he either completely over exaggerates the buildup, will announce that he has to sneeze for anyone in the room to hear, and he makes them much more high-pitched than they normally would be.
if anyone blesses him, heāll thank them right back with a smile. he just likes getting the attention of it all. if no one really reacts, heāll pout and make a comment about how rude his brothers/classmates/etc. are.
only has mild allergies to pollen. heās fine if heās outside, but heāll get a little sniffly and sneezy in the springtime. it usually goes away if he takes some allergy meds, though.
if heās sick, itās a totally different story. heāll lock himself in his room and scream at anyone that even dares come near him. he just hates the idea that he looks gross in front of others.
he actually gets sick somewhat frequently, and all of the brothers know now to just leave him alone. even his room is in complete disarray with tissues strewn out all over the room, cough drops all over the place, and all kinds of medicines on his nightstand.
asmo does tend to get pretty snotty when heās sick and he has to blow his nose basically every five minutes. if he sneezes, he needs to grab a tissue or itās game over.
Beelzebub:
has huge buildups, but his actual sneezes arenāt all that intense. itās a lot of drama for nothing, as belphie has put it in the past.
not too great about covering his sneezes, which lucifer always scolds him about. he honestly just kind of forgets? if he does remember, heāll try to sneeze into his elbow though.
not allergic to any food ofc (could you imagine?? poor bby) but he is sensitive to certain spices. they just make him a little sneezy, especially if theyāre of a more powdery variety.
when he gets sick, he gets super lethargic. he almost seems like belphie with how much he sleeps. even his sneezes sound tired, with less of a buildup and usually muffled into his pillow.
he gets really sniffly, which is a trait both of the twins share. even if he blows his nose, it just keeps running. he doesnāt mind that much, but lucifer doesnāt like the incessant noise.
beel gets super grumpy when heās sick because he canāt taste his food as well. heāll become very quick to anger and heās having a terrible time, which he makes everyone elseās problem.
Belphegor:
sneezes in really tiny, harsh fits. it feels like he never catches his breath in time before he sneezes, which sometimes causes him to gasp for air afterwards. if anyone comments on it, they will die.
uses all of the tissues. his sneezes arenāt even messy enough to justify how many tissues he uses. lucifer has to remember to keep the house stocked every allergy season.
speaking of allergies, belphie is a little allergic to dust. he can handle it for a while, but if heās in a dusty environment for a long time, he can get really sneezy. also has regular seasonal allergies, but nothing extreme.
anyone that even tries to comment on his sneezes will die. he hates sneezing and thinks itās super embarrassing, especially with the way his sneezes sound. so having people acknowledge them is a nightmare for him.
sometimes sneezes in his sleep, which wakes him up. he really hates getting sick for this reason. he doesnāt get sick often, but he will catch anything beel has because the two are attached at the hip.
wishes he could stifle his sneezes, but alas, he cannot. itās not like his sneezes are particularly intense, but they usually catch him off-guard so he doesnāt have time to stifle.
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Spy kids was not fun tf are you talking about??
the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl donāt know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
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NICE
Thinking about..
Youāre the wife of a high ranking demon in the devildom. Your husband meets up with a couple friends to play some poker. And like clockwork comes the avatar of greed, Mammon. He plays with the sinister smirk he always has, somehow managing to drain the bank account of everyone but your husband. Your husband scoffs and says Mammon is merely lucky today, heāll get whatās coming to him. When your husband finally sits down for his turn, Mammon laughs and looks in your direction, golden eyes sparkling with temptation.
āWhy donāt we make this more interesting? If I win this next game, you let me fuck your wife.ā
And confident as always, your husband replies in agreement. Your brain says you should protest but the ache in your thighs says to watch it play out. And so, you stay silent.
Easily, Mammon beats your husband at his own game. And just as easily does he fuck your brains out right there on the poker table in front of your husband, ruining your pussy for all other cocks and leaving you wanting more.
(Just for reference, this idea is not up for grabs, I plan to use it so please donāt write something based off it :ā) )
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Bro have you ever met a toddler? Ever?? This is not even remotely weird behavior they're just Like That
what the fuuuuuck
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no ā¤ļø
the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore
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