mabel-but-slytherin
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A huge nerd in too many fandoms. Mostly reblogs but I'll occasionally post original fan commentary or fiction.
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Happy Ides of March to Sodia, who knows how to celebrate.
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*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*
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dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.
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SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)
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I have to celebrate the release of Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom! Can’t wait to see all the fun contraptions everyone is going to make!
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Fighting to restore what he’d lost
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villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman
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Today came as a surprise, and I salute those who react quickly.
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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
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Starstruck
By Me
You got me breathing shallow
All out in the deep
And its quiet in the shadows
But I dare not fall asleep
Cause like Cyrano says
A dream is a lie
But its also true
And I know for sure
if I close my eyes
All I will see is you
Not ready just yet
To know what you are
Cause I’ve wished on every falling star
And the next one just might burn me up
I might be running out of luck
The next one
just might take me down
Baby please don’t leave me starstruck
You are beautiful trouble
Like seeing the moon in a clear blue sky
You climb over my fence like the neighbor’s grapevine
So sweet
But never mine
Not ready just yet
To know what you are
Cause I’ve wished on every falling star
And the next one just might burn me up
I might be running out of luck
The next one
just might take me down
Baby please don’t leave me starstruck
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What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room
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I don't know why folks are always surprised at running into a cogent take on current events on Tumblr. Like, yeah, this is the clown site, but that wisecracking asshole who shows up two thirds of the way through a Shakespearean tragedy to explain to the audience what the fuck just happened is also a type of clown.
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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“He’s three.”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”
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