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Lyra Kinsleigh || 20 || Daughter of Alice ||
Big Sister of Ally || Sophomore at Auradon State University
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But names can be fun. I'm proposing that next year, no work november should be a thing. Like none of the work but all of the pay.
We should all officially change No Nut November to No Name November. For one thing, it’s impossible to go two days without having sex, and for another, names are flawed and possessive and I’ve wanted to get rid of them all my life. Anyone on board?
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Waldo: none of them stink, theyr all small and stuffed and cute. sounds good tho. want food?
Lyra: Bring all of them then! The idea of food makes me feel like puking again.
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Turkey: Why wouldn't she be happy with that exactly?
Lyra: Auradonian women don't exactly encourage their significant others to spend any amount of time alone with another female. Something to do with trust issues. If you think I'm wrong, ask her how she feels about you going on vacation with just me.
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Kylie: you think an stdd woud scare him off when necropilia didn't???
Lyra: Possibly not but it's worth a try?
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Waldo: i wudnt call it puke colored but its a weird yellow green ya. sure ill be right there. should i bring a llama a pig or a cow?
Lyra: whichever stinks least, door is unlocked, roommates are at work and i have no plans on getting back out of bed
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Turkey: I know, it's embarrassing. I don't know. I was thinking you and me for sure. Who else do you want to go?
Lyra: I'd be fine with it just being us. It's been ages since we last hung out properly, but I don't think Sydney would be happy with that
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Kylie: toase are pretty good lemme try it!
Kylie: OKAY RED ALRET, THE NRERCOPHILIAC LINE PROMTPED HIM TO ASK ME TO ROLEPLA THAT WITH HIM! SOS!
Lyra: What a creep!
Lyra: "I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the std now all I need is u"
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Waldo: u doing good bro? i feel like ive been getting like chartreuse vibes from ur general direction for a minute now and thats never a good thing like r u sick? maybe u have nonwonderland sickness.
Lyra: is that the weird puke color? i'm mostly fine just a little hungover if you want to come over and take care of me
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Turkey: I'm so fucking lame that I'm actually excited for school to be back in session but I want to take one final vacation before it is. What do you say? You up for it?
Lyra: What a nerd! I am 100% on board with that... who else is going?
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Kylie: HELLOOOOOOO pretty lady!
Kylie: Tell me somerthing creepy I can say to this guy at the bar who keesp bothering me. I keep saying weird things to him but he jstu thinks theyre funny?
Lyra: What about "Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask" ?
Lyra: Or maybe "I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it"
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Waldo: lol thats cute ly u kno i dont count time.
Lyra: Trees keep time though so the tree might want to know how long it will take for me to get there
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Heiress: i love hearing the day after stories. i assum we got kicked out? 😂
Lyra: Yes but I don't know how you got access to the restaurant's kitchen in the first place so there's that too
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Ally: I was just trying to make sure you were okay before reaching out. But i am always solving a mystery. it's summer, busy busy times.
Lyra: I really hope it's not a dead body kind of mystery... that would be especially gross in summer
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Waldo: itd be a tight fit but im sure it wouldnt be so bad. and the tree likes company.
Lyra: In that case, I will be there in 5 minutes. If I'm not then read this message again.
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Waldo: u wanna join me?
Lyra: Are you sure the tree wont mind? Is there even room for me as well?
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Savannah: I'm taking two shots for the next time they try to go back an hour. time is already confusing why change it??
Lyra: Time a made up concept anyway so why not just have shots whenever we want them?
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Ally: That has never been true, Lyra. you're my sister and I'll always want you around.
Lyra: So then why did you take so long to reply? Were you solving a mystery?
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