If Gale doesn’t win I’m suing

QUARTER-FINALS MATCH 1

Grim propaganda:

“He's so babygirl coded, and also a husband material and he has a very pretty room. Also he's very very cute when you make fun of him and he doesn't know how to type and I think that's just so cute”

“The edgy grim reaper who wants to reap your soul but also gets incredibly flustered when you point out that he isn't using capitalization in messages correctly”

"grim literally travels all the way from the underworld to your home to give you flowers just because you offhandedly say youd like some

he's googling how to date once he realizes he has feelings for you (which is just endearing to me personally)

hes willing to throw away his responsibilities as a grim reaper if it means he can be with you....

and even if he can be grumpy, in the end he'll always make sure to be clear about his feelings for you

GUYS...im gonna pass out."

Gale propaganda:

“He is my cringe malewife I love him <3”

“Listen. Some may dunk on him for eating all of your magic artifacts (he only eats three!!) and others may dislike him for various bugs in his romance. But man oh man does this guy take devotion to the next level. He is such a romantic. Says the line "Whether I condemn this world or not, I choose you." after you successfully convince him to disobey his goddess who is also his ex girlfriend. He's a bit hungry for power, but in like, a sexy way, where he wants to get it to elevate you both to Godhood. And if you tell him that you want him for the man he is and not the God he aspires to be, he abandons that search for power and proposes. You can have wizard sex with him in the sky. His "rebellious streak" consists of staying up late reading and summoning a cat when his parents told him he couldn't have one, and also the aforementioned pursuit of godlike powers. What an absolute catch. He's always saying dramatic stuff in battle, but if you have him sneak around, he starts complaining like a grumpy old man. He's extra attracted to you when you're in battle. He has a bomb in his chest. And it is a very nice chest. Anyway. Boyfriend material.”

“This man is so sweet and idealistic. He wants everything about your romance to go perfectly like a fairy tale but that isn't really possible in apocalyptic settings, so he will use magic to help you forget  your surroundings when trying to be intimate to get as close as he can to perfect because he wants you to have the best. He is also attracted to literally all of your character and gets really turned on when you are musky and covered in blood after a battle. Just love my nerdy awkward horny romantic wizard.”

Your local she/he here 🤞🤞🤞

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

I NEED to fuck that dragon looking guy from hsr. My best friend showed me characters from that game and I just... why are their men hot, huh?

I have never had a unique experience

tmi

my bf touched my boobs for the first time today and his face was PRICELESS

when i told him my bra size he went like ':OOOOOOO'

LMFAOOOOOO

He is watching. You will pay for your sins once your body is rotting in the ground. You are not safe. You will never be safe. He will find you. ✝️

well i hope god has better things to do than watch underage girls 24/7. kinda giving predator vibes tbh

i need jumin to pull through

ROUND 3 MATCH 20

Jumin propaganda:

"insanely possessive rich business man :3 he may tie you up but who doesnt like that? hes such a nice guy after you break down his cold face !! also he has cat elizabeth the third and shes literally the light of my life. id marry jumin for that cat in an instant."

Luke propaganda:

“He is the mcs childhood friend. Became a secret agent and would do so much to protect the mc. He sings for her whenever she is scared.”

“Childhood friend ✅

Crazy emotional drama and horrific feelings of guilt ✅

The ability to kill people unthinkingly ✅

Doomed star-crossed romance ✅

SILLY SILLY GUY WHO IS SO SO SWEET and deserves the best :( ✅✅✅”

Dude my weird ass random otome game phase was WILDDDD

I will list them all in the tags bc I need to attract others like me

(After adding tags)

I’ve discovered that I have a problem (fictional men)

This is bringing back memories

I THOUGHT MAYDAY MEMORY WAS A FUCKIGN FEVER DREAM

Ain, Syd, or Hansol from Mayday Memory

If only one per ask, then Ain

Ain

I KNEW IT

dont consider myself a masochist but i just re-played all the bad endings in one night

let's sexualize cyborgs next

PLEASE VOTE 707 PLEASE PLEASE I CAN GET ON MY KNEES AMD BEG

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ROUND 2 MATCH 13

Dorian propaganda:

“Hot gay mage with traumatic homophobic parents thay disowned him so he ran away and yet he is still trying to do his best for his people. Also he knows he is hot stuff and flirts with everyone even when he isn't interested in female characters.”

707 propaganda:

“He likes cats. He likes memes. He's weird and sad and needs a hug! Whats not to like about him ??”

Sure winter break is almost over but my need to be pounded into oblivion isn't.

for the arven lovers

dear god i’m so horrendously down bad i gotta be put down

Vote Sam or I’ll skin you AGAIN /nsrs

ROUND 1 MATCH 126

Sam propaganda:

“He is so sweet and is my favorite characters from sdv.  If you marry him then he'll sometimes make you pancakes or do things around the farm cus he wants to help lessen your workload.  He's just so nice and lovely :)”

Chloe propaganda:

“main love interest for the playable character (there's another option but he's generally not liked) she's badass, she's supposed to die but the player changes her fate, they were childhood friends but had a fallout but eventually met again, she lost her dad and previous friend/girlfriend (she appears in the prequel and the relationship is dependant on how the player wants it to be) she has blue hair she says the word hella a lot and (spoiler) by the end you either have to sacrifice her or the town it's one of those really depressing games”

“My Gay Awakening <3”

Vote mammon or I skin you /nsrs

ROUND 1 MATCH 125

(Art by @queendread)

Alessa propaganda:

“Alessa is a RO from the Golden Rose, a fantasy text-based IF where the MC is a mercenary in group called The White Company. Alessa has prickly exterior and doesn't trust people easily, she is so soft and tender once you start to romance her. She's a very loyal person and can be stubborn at times. She has a sweet-tooth and you can catch her buying a sweet cake and she tries to deny it. I loooooove her. The Golden Rose has a good balance of action and romance, so the little moments with Alessa feel really special.”

Mammon propaganda:

“He was done dirty in the first round, I hope he wins this time because he deserves it 

First of all, he hates you at the start but then he starts to like you but he exclaimed his hate too much at the start so he can't admit it 

Everyone knows that he likes MC, even his little D (who are demons familiars) thinks that they should date 

He is a classic tsundere but doesn't actually hurt you like other tsunderes but he is so bad at hiding his feelings that everyone is just ignores it 

He is the avatar of greed, meaning he is clingy which may be a turn away for some people but he cares for you so so much 

He has never turned into his demon form to hurt you (Asmo hasn't but he has tried to seduce you with his power)

Don't get me started on his story cards, he literally is so cute

He wants to be a mentor to Luke, like Lucifer was to him, he is only mean to Luke because he wants Luke to learn about how life isn't all sunshine and rainbows

He is also so hot, he is a bisexual panic 

He is bullied by his brothers but he cares for them so so much despite their bullying

I am so in love with him and have written so many fics about him 

Anyway, I'm going to stop here because otherwise I'll be here all day”