Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..

new job at the sex store

i wish birds brought ME presents

Reblog to put prev in the peat wiggler

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

not your doll 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

(He/Him)

my ass is EEPY

Well-Worn Hair Band: An old, worn, simple hair band. Its color has long faded, but it still has some life left in it. Wearing it in your hair makes you sentimental about times past. 

Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me