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Oh, you think you're safe now?
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Nothing can deliver you from these paws!
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I love you clutter I love you tchotchkes I love you kitsch I love you that scene in Thirteen Ghosts (2001) where the guy gets cut in half by the sliding glass walls and the halves of him slide apart and we see all his guts and stuff. That last part doesn't necessarily coincide with the first three I'm just kinda spitballing here.
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lucifers-trash-stash · 4 months
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Peter Cushing (Van Helsing, Dracula, Dr. Who and the Daleks)—His cheekbones. His. Cheekbones.
Rex Harrison (My Fair Lady, The Ghost and Mrs Muir)—the quote mentioning his "long, saturnine physiognomy" with "satyr-like associations" lives rent free in my head. he absolutely sucks as a human being BUT look at him in ghost and mrs muir!! [pics below]
This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
EDIT: ignore the "three-way" part in the poll headline! this was originally intended to be a three-way poll (due to having too many submissions) but I'm saving that for later. These two are only competing against each other!
[propaganda photos submitted under the cut]
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lucifers-trash-stash · 5 months
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lucifers-trash-stash · 7 months
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lucifers-trash-stash · 10 months
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face wise, i’m gay hot but i’m straight mid. it’s not that men have lower standards, it’s that women rhese rays ronly rant ruys rho rook rike rimothee rhalamet. rut roh. rhe ransformation rotion ris rorking
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Really haven’t changed that much sdfghbnjhgfrdfgh
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New picrew chain idea: yourself vs what you looked like as a kid
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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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the complexities of a woman’s pinterest boards outnumber the stars in the sky
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turns on aim assist and its just a guy pointing at the enemies going "there! there! shoot those guys!"
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CRYING IN THE CLUB RN HOLY FUCK THANK U BEXXXXXXXXX
MYYYYYY GLEN ECHO SLASHER OH FUCK OH GOD IM CRI
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Hello Bex my bestie,,,, could I please have a love letter request from Leslie Vernon please 🥺👉👈💜
I am so fucking glad you asked for Leslie so I didn't have to beg someone to request him! Another SFW love letter with our sweetheart slasher! Hope you love it!
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To my dearest survivor.
You.
Ohhhh you! 
I knew it, I fucking knew that you were something speical! There was something about you, the way you walked, how you were when you were with your friends, an ineffable and indescribable quality that called out to me, pulled me to you.  
I would ask if you knew how special you are but that is part of it. Your lack of awareness about how you really are but that is what I am here for. To help wake you up, make you realize all you are capable of, your full strength and potential and just how good you are and shit, you are so fucking good! 
You played your part so well, just like I knew you would. You even managed to surprise me a few times! I had no idea your friend even had that pocket knife let alone that they’d give it to you! Got it real deep in my thigh, almost hit an artery but not quite! Still very impressive all the same, it hurt like a bitch and is going to leave a nasty scar. One I will be sure to treasure once it heals. I hope you don’t mind if I hold onto this knife, a little souvenir, you know? 
Can’t blame a guy for wanting a romantic reminder of our first encounter which this? Is perfect. The first weapon you ever attacked me with, something real poetic about it. Deep too, see people always talk about traditionalism when it comes to my line of work, which yeah it has its place and IS important, but I feel people ignore how part of that supposed tradition is flipping the power dynamic. 
More often than not you survivor people end up penetrating one of us long before the opportunity ever happens for us to do the same to you.
Also while I am thinking of it, nice strength in those hands when you were choking me, your hands are so soft too! I’d ask what lotion you use but we both know that I know what it is. I’ve been in your bathroom, in your house, in your bed, only when you haven’t been home of course but I would love to rectify that eventually. 
But now I am just rambling but c’mon how can I not when it comes to you? Seriously though I need to go, have to lay low for a while you know how it is. I’m gonna miss you but absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that schmaltz. You are going to be on my mind as I replay that night over and over and plan out our sequel. 
XOXOXO The YOUR Glen Echo Slasher, Leslie Vernon.
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A Faggot’s Defense Hand cut mirror on baseball bat with holder 32" x 2.5" 2016
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I just wanted to say how much I appreciate your contribution to the general grevious x reader tag on Ao3. I love your writing! General Grevious deserves more love tbh 💕
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Awwwwww thank u, I'm so glad that my fics have brought u joy sgsbsgjshshsjs
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