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OLIVER JACKSON-COHEN
The Lost Daughter (2021)
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CHAOTIC ROOMMATE SENTENCE STARTERS
“Are you blind? That was clearly MY toothbrush.”
“I don’t care if you knocked your toothbrush into the trash, you’re not using mine.”
“If you don’t wash the dishes next time, you’re either getting drop kicked or kicked out. Whichever is easiest.”
“Keep your hands off my food or I’m taking them off for you.”
“The next time you play your stupid music that early, I’m going to powderize your bones.”
“SOME of us try to have consistent sleep schedules, [Name].”
“You can say you’re studying all you want, we both know you plan on getting high until three in the morning.”
“No, you can’t have a party tonight, are you kidding me?”
“I’ll handle the cooking since you somehow caught the water on fire last time.”
“What do you mean ‘this is normal’? No sane person keeps THAT many rubber ducks in their bathroom!”
“We have a test first thing in the morning, I didn’t sign up for you to be testing me TONIGHT.”
“Why were you screaming? …Did you see a spider or a mouse this time?”
“You are so lucky I tolerate you. Anyone else would’ve murdered you by now.”
“You’re just upset that my music is better than yours, nerd.”
“Oh come on! Friends share their food all the time!”
“Hey, so… I kinda maybe accidentally got food on your bed sheets? Please don’t be mad.”
“Wait, which one was your toothbrush again…? Because I might’ve used it.”
“I really don’t get why you’re upset about the bathroom ducks. They’re so friendly.”
“Not to be that guy, but I’m gonna throw a party tonight, so can you maybe be a loser somewhere else?”
“I’m sorry you had to find me blacked out in the bathtub last night.”
“Oh, this is your notebook? ..Should I not have drawn dicks on the empty pages then?”
“I get that you’re a neat freak, but the next time you move stuff around in my room, I’m going to deck you.”
“We’re friends, right? Cool, because I have a problem and I’m less stressed if you’re involved.”
“I just saw a spider on my bed and if you don’t handle it right now, I’m gonna permanently sleep in YOUR bed.”
“I can cook just fine! Sometimes I just have my off days!”
“Thanks for putting up with me, [Name]. You’re probably the only one who would.”
#happy new year lovelies#i'm lurking a bit as i do blog maintenance#but i'm slowly coming off my hiatus <3#( 🦄 ) moral of the story ⤻ memes .
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❝ people tell me i’ve redeemed myself. and some days…i think that’s true. other days…I DON’T. ❞
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Ø primarily comic and headcanon based.
Ø canon divergent mcu verse available.
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Ø oc and female muse friendly.
Ø medium activity.
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Chris Evans as Andy Barber in Defending Jacob
└ 1x08 After
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Happy third anniversary to Bearded Steve Rogers aka the most iconic Steve look
#dont even look at me#( 💰 ) trouble never looked so goddamn fine ⤻ graham visage .#graham marvel verse tbt.#( 🦅 ) looking pretty good for an old man ⤻ steve visage .#nomad verse tag.#Thirsty Thursday.mp3#that stupid daddy beard
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nightmare starters
“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!”
“What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…”
“I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.”
“Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.”
“It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!”
“I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?”
“If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.”
“Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?”
“I don’t want to go back to sleep…”
“I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!”
“There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?”
“How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.”
“Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.”
“There’s really nobody else here.”
“You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.”
“I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.”
“I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…”
“Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.”
“I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.”
“How long have you been having these nightmares?”
“I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.”
“You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?”
“I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.”
“A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.”
“Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.”
“I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”
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marveloustherapist:
❝ That explains the lack of a glowing fist, ❞ he acknowledged before looking him over once more, ❝ guess spending your time hiding from AIM does that do you. ❞ He paused and looked Clint over. ❝ Sorry Hawkeye, but I’m guessing you’re not here to be psychoanalyzed and you didn’t bring a welcome home party, so let’s focus on this and I owe you a free session after. ❞ If they’d come for him, they’d find his daughter next and that he couldn’t allow.
Clint scoffed, ❝ I don’t need to be psychoanalysed. I don’t have an Oedipus complex, and I’m quite secure in myself, thank you very much. ❞ Drawing his bow and a couple smoke arrows, Clint carefully peaked around the corner before loosing them a second later, attention returning to Doctor Hobo as he then readied another trick arrow. ❝ Wait, how much do you charge that saving your life would equate to a free session? ❞
#feel blessed#he usually defaults to explosive arrows#marveloustherapist#( 🏹 ) not nearly as dumb as he pretends to be ⤻ clint threads .
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parallelism in hawkeye #19
#these boys#/sobs#( 🏹 ) a dumbass with delusions of grandeur ⤻ clint visage .#( 🏹 ) i’m not giving up on us ⤻ barney .
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╳ FLAWS.
moody. short - tempered. emotionally unstable. whiny. controlling. conceited. possessive. paranoid. lies. impatient. cowardly. bitter. selfish. power - hungry. greedy. lazy. judgmental. forgetful. impulsive. spiteful. stubborn. sadistic. petty. unlucky. absent - minded. abusive. addict. aggressive. childish. callous. clingy. delusional. cocky. competitive. corrupt. cynical. cruel. deranged. egotistical. envious. insecure. insensitive. lustful. delinquent. guilt complex. reclusive. reckless. nervous. oversensitive.
♔ STRENGTHS.
honest. trustworthy. thoughtful. caring. brave. patient. selfless. ambitious. tolerant. lucky. intelligent. confident. focused. humble. generous. merciful. observant. wise. clever. charming. cheerful. optimistic. decisive. adaptive. calm. protective. proud. diligent. considerate. compassionate. good sportsmanship. friendly. empathetic. passionate. reliable. resourceful. sensible. sincere. witty. funny.
🖌 SKILLS & HOBBIES.
art. acting. astronomy. animals. archery. sports. beach combing. belly dancing. bird watching. blacksmithing. boating. calligraphy. camping. candle making. casino gambling. ceramics. racing. chess. music. cooking. crochet. weaving. exercise. sword. fishing. gardening. ghost hunting. ice skating. magic. engineering. building. inventing. leather working. martial arts. meditation. origami. parkour. people watching. swimming. puppetry. pyrotechnics. quilting. reading. collecting. shopping. socializing. storytelling. writing. traveling. exotic dancing. minor / major potion tricks and trinkets.
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Ian and Lip || Shameless S11E12
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lovestoofew:
Lina swallowed down the bit of fear she felt for the twins and hoped Lila at least be smart enough to run if she caught wind of Barnes anywhere near the facility. She rolled her eyes fondly and in annoyance at his question. “Christoph wouldn’t be worthy of kissing my boot, but Lila I would rather extract than murder, not because I need a playmate. I doubt you’d know what to do with two needy bratty blondes anyway,” she teased as she stood and crossed towards him. “Besides, we both know I already frustrate you to no end.”
James hardly cared about the grimace that quickly came to his face at the thought. As much as he hated to admit it, the brunet knew Lina was right; on his best day, handling only Magdalina was a pain in the ass and a half. If he had to put up with two of her? He was too fucking old for that shit. ❝ Yeah, well, if Hydra actually knew what to fucking do with their assets, instead of being barely half a step above AIM, maybe she’d be easier to put up with. ❞ James doubted it, but didn’t allow such a thing to be clear as he reached out a pulled Lina closer once she was in range. ❝ I get your friend out. What will you do for me, hm? ❞
#lovestoofew#lovestoofew | magdalina veselov.#( 🥞 ) he’s a storm made of blood and bone ⤻ bucky threads .#( 🥞 ) a russian made man ⤻ dark au .
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trageadies:
msg –––––– considering the amount of people in my phone. accidents happen !!
msg –––––– and for your information. I did throw them out, hence the hurry.
msg –––––– but if you want to keep judging me that’s fine.
msg –––––– you couldn’t handle me anyway.
[ SMS ] so...not only are you apparently inadequate in bed...
[ SMS ] you’re also rude???
[ SMS ] thank you for the unasked for permission :p
[ SMS ] i’m sure i could handle two of you and still be left wanting. but that’s cute :)
#fuck i hate her so much lmao#trageadies#trageadies | deeks james.#( 🧁 ) warm conversation ⤻ primrose threads .
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Deleted scene of Bucky staying with the Wilsons
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 8/? | inspired by
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A little reminder to send people memes when you see them on the dash. We are here to support one another and there are far too many instances where people get discouraged because they don’t get anything. Most of the time, you are making someone’s day by sending them something. Repeat after me: you’re not bothering them. They are posting the meme so that you can send them something. Support your mutuals!
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rescue-related prompts.
these are more for the rescuer, but i might make another list for the rescued later bc OOF nonnie these were deliciously emotional!!! here's hoping they make these trying times a little less trying!
" never leave a man/woman/person behind, right? "
" can you walk/move? "
" i never thought i'd be so happy to see your stupid face again! "
" shh!! don't speak, okay? we gotta be quiet if we wanna get out of here... "
" don't worry. i took out the cctv cameras. "
" come here... oh, it's okay, it's all okay... we're rounding up the people who did this. there's enough evidence to put them away for lifetimes. it's all over now... "
" jesus... what have they done to you... "
" hey! hey, wake up! come on now, we didn't come all this way, right? stay with me! i'm bringing you home! "
" hey... it's alright, now. it's okay. i got you... i got you. "
" god, i thought they'd killed you... never been so happy to be wrong in my life. "
" i never thought i'd see you again... "
" alright, loop your arm around my shoulders... i got you, that's right. "
" don't worry. the guards are a little tied up at the minute. "
" wait! what about the other captives? "
" hey. i'm not going anywhere without you. that's a promise. "
" i'm gonna need to carry you. i know, i know... just put your arm around my neck. "
" how's your aim? i might need someone to cover my back while we get out of here. "
" what did these bastards do to you... "
" look at me. hey. look at me. i'm getting you out of here. "
" move away from the door, okay? i gotta break it down. let me know when you're moved away, got it? "
" it's okay... i'm here now... "
" move, quickly! the truck is down those steps. i'm right behind you! "
" you didn't think we'd just abandon you, did you? "
" oh, god... okay, alright, don't panic. okay? medics are on the way, just hang in there... "
" you're alive! "
" you've got some very worried friends who'll be happy to see you again. "
" the people who took you are being arrested as we speak. "
" it's alright... you're safe now... "
" there's a whole lot of people who've been searching for you. "
" here. you're shaking; take my jacket. it's time to bring you home. "
" i know, i know it hurts, just... look! we're almost there, see 'em? see the medics? just hang in there, we're almost there! "
" you're a survivor, there's no question about it! let's get you out of here. "
" hey... i told you i'd find you. remember? i promised. and i keep my promises. always. "
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Chris Evans for Time Magazine, 2020.
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