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lovelymimic · 8 hours
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FOLKS I JUST GOT OFF THE HORN WITH THE UNICORN CONSORTIUM (like the unicode consortium but theyre unicorns) AND THE NEWLY APPROVED SPELLS FOR 2024 ARE,
EDIBLE INSUFFICIENCY INCANTATION
HELL OF AGATE WOLVES
INCANDESCENT CORALINE DAWN
SALT-AND-IRON EXCORIATION
MARROW-TO-LEAD SUBSTITUTION
MAGGOT EMPRESS MANTLE
OPALESCENT OGRE METAMORPHOSIS
INVESTITURE OF HIDEOUS HANNYA-STRENGTH
MP3-SNARING MANDALA
SCRAPING THE VAULTS OF HEAVEN
HURTLING AMETHYST STAR
BECOMING THE GLASS CASTLE
OBSIDIAN DAWN AUREOLE
PHALANX OF SKELETAL THORAKITAI
NYMPH-AND-GOBLIN RETINUE
THOUSANDFOLD CHANGELING ARTS
HUNGERING HURRICANE HOWL
STIRRING THE VIOLET HUMOURS
BLOODY-KNEE TARANTELLA
LAPIS-AND-CARNELIAN CATAPHRACT
IMPERIOUS EXPURGATION OF VISCERA
ERLKING ANTLER CORONATION
CARRION-GHOUL COMMUNION
EXPEDIENT NAIL LACQUERING
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lovelymimic · 13 hours
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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
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lovelymimic · 13 hours
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I want to know more about tinybones. what's his deal.
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lovelymimic · 13 hours
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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lovelymimic · 14 hours
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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lovelymimic · 15 hours
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i think the aesthetic echo chamber created by tumblr is more dangerous than the political one bcs im self aware enough to kno my politics r radical but then me and the girlies are on here reblogging body horror and very weird erotic poetry and i get offline and interact w a real person and jokingly say something like fungus is tangibly divine in the way it facilitates the eternal dance of creation and destruction which is really creation as or by destruction and theyre like what the hell are you talking about freak. the aesthetic barrier between me and a girl in a vineyard vines tee is literally insurmountable. i find the trout to be a very nietzschean fish
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lovelymimic · 15 hours
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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lovelymimic · 20 hours
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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lovelymimic · 20 hours
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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lovelymimic · 21 hours
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Wait a minute, "psychopathy" literally just means "brain feeliny", that's so fucking useless
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lovelymimic · 1 day
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What emotion is this
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fucking *bewildering* poster from yet another film in the Thing Cop microgenre
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