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lovelybunnny · 4 years

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Ash Williams Headcannons!

-Ash lives for your smile, so he’s always gonna do some really stupid shit when your around just to get you to laugh

-If you leave your shoulders or neck uncovered, he’s gonna attack you with kisses on and around those areas. Even if you don’t leave them open, he’ll still give you a bunch of smooches

-Ash just really likes smooches, so be prepared. He’s never gonna get enough of your lips on him or his lips on you. He just loves you oh so much, you must let him do this

-And because of Ash’s undying love for you, he is very protective of you. It’s not just deadites he’ll protect you from, but other regular human beings

-The amount of guys he has punched in the face for catcalling or harassing you is unreal. He does it every single time it happens, so there’s really no use in trying to get him to stop

-When (not if) he gets in a full on fight, you’ll have to take him home and patch him up. He always wins the fights, mostly because the guy did or said something to you, so he’s gonna be real smug about it the entire drive home

-If you do somehow get him to calm down before something like that happens, he’ll be really clingy. Ash will always have at least one of his hands on you at all times. He’ll also pout the entire time, which is honestly really cute. His eyebrows furrow and his bottom lip sticks out just a little bit, it’s adorable

-If a deadite were to get a hold of you, Ash would probably kill it with his bare hands. He will go absolutely feral on the damn thing. I’m talking blood, guts and a deadite with it’s head stomped in. Nobody, not even freaky demon creatures, touches his baby

-Speaking of baby, nicknames are a must when you’re with Ashley J. Williams. It doesn’t matter if you use them or not, but he definitely will. Anything you could ever think of, Ash has probably called you it before

-He loves laying his head in the crook of your neck with his arms wrapped around your waist. Sometimes you two will just stand there, swaying gently in the middle of a room for half an hour. Your legs might fall asleep, but that’s perfectly fine

-When you stay over at his place, he’ll let you choose whichever side of the bed you want. Even if you want to sleep on his side, he’s more than willing to give that spot up for you

-Ash will wake you up as gently as possible, whispering your name and rubbing your shoulder til you open your eyes. Then, he’ll carry you into the living room (you’re still gonna be wrapped up in a bunch of blankets) and watch the morning cartoons with you while munchin’ on Froot Loops or whatever other cereal you like

#Ash 🪓

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lovelybunnny · 4 years

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Hmmm, how about some hc's with a s/o that has nervous tics with Ash and Jason? I have some that aren't very noticeable but some of mine that are include clapping the heels of my hands together, jerking my chin up&forward kinda suddenly, and this is probably more of a nervous habit but I pick at my nails and the skin around them, usually until they bleed. This is kinda weird so you don't have to do it if you don't want to.

It’s not weird! Nervous tics are actually super common, some are just more noticeable than others.

Ash Williams

When you first meet, if Ash is unaware of your habits and tics, he may unknowingly make an offhand comment that could definitely be unintentionally hurtful. He’ll realize that he put his foot in his mouth and try to apologize in any and all ways that don’t equate to actually saying the words “I’m sorry”.

After that, he’ll quickly grow accustomed to any of your little quirks. They’re just a part of who you are, and he happens to really like you. After some time he won’t even notice when they happen anymore.

He may try to get you to stop any tics or nervous habits that cause you physical harm. Honestly, I wouldn’t put it past him to try to put socks on your hands like people do with babies to keep them from scratching themselves. He means well, but his execution can sometimes leave a bit to be desired.

Jason Voorhees

Jason will never comment on or ask about your tics. Partially because he’s mute, but also because he’s a literal undead lake zombie man. He’s was bullied for all of his life, and now he really feels like he has no right to judge.

Like Ash, if you’re harming yourself in even a minor way, he’s going to want to put a stop to it. He worries for you, and he doesn’t want to see you hurt. He’s absolutely the type to bandage up any of your cuts or scratches, and your fingers may end up looking mummified when he’s done.

Once Jason is sure that nothing you’re doing will do any damage, he’s just happy to be with you-- tics, quirks, nervous habits and all. They aren’t who you are, just something you do sometimes.

#aaaaa i just love this one so much hshfhdhjs I’d #Ash 🪓

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lovelybunnny · 4 years

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Meeting and Dating Ash Williams

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(Oh the dilemma of the duality of Ashley)

- You met Ash after getting a job at S-Mart. He introduced himself to you the first day you came into work, his kind words bordering on flirtation as he gave you a short pep talk and told you where you could find him if you needed anything.

- Knowing that you had someone there that was willing to help you made you a little less nervous, though knowing that that person was incredibly handsome did give you a whole new set of nerves to worry about.

- Ash is both a flirt and a total dork when it comes to women. On one hand, he can fluster you and be the most amusingly charming man you’ll ever meet. On the other, you make him lose his train of thought and turn him into an adorable nerd.

- Say anything even somewhat flirty and his initial response is to laugh shyly. He’ll the. stumble through an answer all the while his words begin to get quieter and fewer and far between as he gets lost in your eyes.

- He sort of bounces back and forth between the two. When you first meet, he has a split moment of shyness before he snaps into his flirty persona. When he starts to really like you, he gets more flustered around you. And when you become friends, he shows more blatant interest in you, only becoming adorably awkward in your presence every once in a while.

- When the two of you are on friendly terms, he makes a habit of taking little breaks to stand in your department and flirt. The shelves that are closest to where you work will always be full due to how many times a day he uses the excuse to go over and see you.

- Having a bad day? Ash notices and will make jokes and faces at you until you smile. Someone bothering you? He’s there to usher them away the minute he sees your distress. Looking good? Rest assured, he’ll tell you.

- He’s honestly the best part of your job and if you confess that little fact to him, he’ll melt into a warm gooey puddle. Clean up on aisle 8.

- So yeah, Ash is completely smitten with you, and you were smitten with him as well; I mean, how couldn’t you be? A goofy guy with a metal hand working in houseware, what more could a girl want?

- Ash asked you out while you were both finishing up your shifts. You were pulling on your coat when he walked into the back of the store, smiling at you and asking what you had planned for the night.

- When you replied with “nothing much” he asked if he could take you out for a round of drinks, his treat. Now, how could a girl refuse an offer like that?

- So the two of you found yourselves in a decent bar close to where you worked, sitting on your respective stools and getting comfortable in each others presence. He was stripped of his work uniform and you couldn’t help but notice how much better he looked in normal clothes.

- Without the supervision of your boss, you were finally able to have a long, uncensored conversation. You’d decided pretty early in night that you liked this Ash; raunchy, funny, and sweet all at the same time. And from the look in his eyes, you could tell he liked you too.

- The two of you have your first kiss on your second date. I don’t think Ash would be capable of waiting any longer with the way that you look and the way that you look at him. He sees the goo goo eyes that you give him and whew boy does he want to make you his.

- That’s exactly the reason why he kisses you. You’re sitting there with that lovey dovey look on your face, looking at him like he’s your entire world and the very thought that you can love him so much is too much for him to deal with.

- He grabs your face and slams your lips to his, stealing your breath away and drowning you in passion. It really only lasts for a moment, but god, what a moment it was.

- When he’s had his quick fill, he pulls away and blows out a “whew” before apologizing and picking up right where he left off like nothing had happened. You’re left sitting there in a daze and when he notices how distracted you are, he can’t help but feel smug.

- It’s safe to say that after that, neither of you were planning on running off anytime soon.

- He’s big on Pda, or rather, he’s big on anything that lets him touch you as much as possible. He’s the type of guy who has no problem making out with you in front of people.

- Ash will cling to you if you let him. He’s a very touchy person so expect his hands to never leave your body or; at the very least, struggle to stay off of you.

- He has this …how do I put this? Undying love for you. He’s the charming dumbass who drinks his respecting women juice and is absolutely smitten with you.

- He can never just have one kiss, they always lead to more and more until he’s successfully managed to pull you into his lap and/or distract you from what you were doing.

- Being dipped into kisses. He likes catching you off guard and feeling you grab hold of his shirt or quickly wrap your arms around his neck, he thinks it’s cute. …He also thinks it’s cute when the light shines down on your face perfectly and makes you look like an angel but you don’t need to know that.

- Bridal carrying. Think he can’t lift you? Ha! Good one! He’ll carry you around the entire house just to prove that he can and get you to stop worrying. Regardless though, he likes doing it because it makes him feel all macho; and like you’re his wife.

- Cheek kisses. He tilts his face so that you can give him a perfect one and loops his arm around your neck whenever he wants to give you one so that he can pull you close and; for lack of a better term, aggressively smush his lips to your face.

- Inside jokes. He likes that the two of you can have your own little thing that no one else understands. He also likes how he can make you laugh that beautiful laugh of yours with just one word.

- Dancing together.

- Nicknames? Are you kidding? Ashley’s called you every nickname in the book and then some! You keep thinking he’s gonna run out of them and yet he never does, they just keep coming.

- Getting called groovy. Don’t you just want to kiss his big, dumb, stupid face every time he says it?

- Little gifts. He gets a little nervous every time he gives you something, his heart racing while he awaits your reaction. He’d love seeing you wearing it or placing it somewhere in full view; it makes his heart swell with pride.

- Handholding. Every once and a while, he’ll absentmindedly place a quick kiss on or run his thumb along your knuckles.

- He finds comfort in taking care of you. He’ll look after you when you’re sick or injured or pull the covers over you better when he finds you asleep, pressing a gentle kiss to your face.

- Bandaging him up and kissing his scars. Fair warning though: if you kiss his scars he may just pull you into a hard kiss and not let you go.

- As much as he thinks his metal hand is badass, he’s still sort of insecure about it. He’ll never let you know that but you’ll still most likely be able to tell so you make sure to show him how much you like it.

- Comforting him when he wakes up from a particularly bad nightmare. If they aren’t terrible, he’ll just wake up with a start, take a few deep breaths and snuggle closer to you, wrapping his arms tightly around you.

- He loves being the big spoon when you cuddle but he’s also shameless about the fact that he loves when you cuddle him, babying him while he buries his face into some part of you.

- Staying up and listening to storms together.

- Getting to hear all of his wild stories. He never minds bragging to you.

- He can MacGyver shit like no other. The way he fixes things may not be the most orthodox but you can’t say that they don’t get the job done.

- Greasy fast food dates.

- Getting drunk together or smoking a little devils grass. He finds our drunken giggles adorable.

- Making faces at each other.

- Cute comments and pick up lines. He likes making you smile.

- Constant compliments. You need to know how good you look baby!

- You should see the absolute adoration on his face when he watches you get dressed in the morning. His eyes are still half lidded but he’s got this big dopey smile on his face.

- The first time he took his shirt off in front of you was a magical experience. You were used to his baggy uniform or regular old button ups, you were not expecting all the muscle.

- Getting taught how to shoot his boomstick.

- He likes to pull you into his side with one hand …then slide his hand down a little further so that he can grab your rear. He’s an ass guy; expect a lot of grabbing, pinching and groping.

- He likes teasing you. He’s a little shit and he knows it but half the time he’ll act all; unconvincingly, innocent. You can’t stay mad at him though, not when he gives you that smile of his.

- Makeout sessions.

- He will quite literally ask you for kisses if he wants them.

“Give me some sugar, baby.”

- Listen, Ash is a horny boy so whenever you’re ready and willing, he’s down for a little action.

- You’re completely comfortable with each other, like you really have no secrets between each other and nothing really phases either of you at this point. You never have to be embarrassed around him.

- You should get used to seeing him covered in blood because it’s gonna happen a lot.

- He can get really hostile when he’s jealous, this can range from vicious glares to literal punches being thrown. You’re his girl and he doesn’t want anybody trying to get between the two of you or letting their eyes wander all over you.

- He always jumps to your defense when people are messing with you. He used to be a big brother so he still has that overprotective instinct.

- He always tries to comfort you when you get frightened, wrapping his arms around you as you bury your face in his chest or taking your hand when you go to grab onto him. Sometimes he’ll remain serious but other times he’ll crack a joke, telling you not to worry and that he’ll protect in an exaggerated voice.

- He gets upset when you’re upset; he just can’t stand seeing you sad or all worked up for all the wrong reasons.

- The two of you can certainly get into a heated argument, but they’re solved just as quickly and oftentimes just as heated. He’ll raise his voice out of anger and frustration but he’ll never yell at you or call you names.

- When he’s in the wrong, he’ll apologize and ask if you can forgive “this jerk” with a shy little smile on his face. Makeup sex/pent up frustration sex is also a very crucial part of your relationship and one that he enjoys very much.

- Does he say I love you? The more relevant question would be: does he ever stop saying I love you?

- He thinks about marrying you all the time. Like I said, he’s completely in love with you and he’s not at all shy about it. He’d definitely have no shame in confessing that he wants you to be his wife when the two of you are ready.

#don’t mind me just gonna shamelessly reblog stuff about a possibly new f/o 😳#Ash 🪓

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