I’M DYING

With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I’d make the perfect card/gift choices for Mighty Boosh Fans....Enjoy some Tony Harrison 

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In case you haven't noticed, I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here

A true visionary. (via maggiearch3r)

“You always say such horrible things. Every time. Always. Always…”

The Martian is a literary masterpiece.

How does it feel to take the persona of Deadpool?

i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence. 

“this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”

We have two universal languages: mathematics, and music. One to describe the universe, and one to describe how we feel about it.

“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”

Premature edraculation

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