People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit
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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
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we're fucked
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reverse robins of my fav trio!
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(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)
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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now
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they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
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any wildest fantasies?
being loved or something
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