Astarion’s simple plan

O' Hypocrite

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

There are no stupid questions

they are literally so in love

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

the sappholopods

HAPPY FRYE DAY‼️‼️

here's groovin Frye💛

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

the night we met

did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter