I absolutely fell in love with this new ship today and I just had to draw some art for them.  😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

you're right he's too busy fucking to wear clothes

did you take my toothbrush last week? you did, didn't you! are you some sort of time traveling lorax fucker??

lol this isn’t an rp or ask blog but like sure here

I’m sorry you ran into such a nasty person!!! I mean I have the discourse tag blocked for my mental health but wow it still didn’t look good. Here’s something I was doodling of our boys to pass the time, I hope it cheers you up!

thank you!! they’re beautifull together, i love that you remembered onceler’s gloves, that’s always been the hottest part of his whole thing to me. 

aaaanyway does anyone have any good oncelax content to share on this fine evening? i need some kind of distraction.

wow some people on this website really are just that undersocialized, huh? 

what ableism? abuse? what??? hey, newsflash, words mean things! open a dictionary! also wow i didn’t react to “what you’re going through” because YOU WERE OVERSHARING and that’s weird for everyone. you want to talk about shitty abusive behavior? you shouldn’t be using stuff in your rl to try to guilt trip people. lots of people have sick moms, and sure i’m sorry your mom is sick, but it doesn’t excuse your behavior

and finally i wasn’t shipbashing and i wasn’t the one that started the discourse? you literally @’d me to start this fight and everyone can see that. get over yourself and stop taking your crappy life out on me.

this is why our fandom is so divided. i take the time and effort to write fic (for free!!) and i get comments like this? i’ve already blocked the onc*ler and onc*lax tags so i don’t have to see content that i don’t want, here’s a clue: DO THE SAME FOR LOREADER. i do go barging into your tag to tell you your ship is shit, and yet yo ucome into mine? i don’t need passive-aggressive back-handed compliments right now, i know i don’t talk about this a lot on tumblr but my mum has been really sick lately and also my dad might be losing his job so i’ve been really stressed with everything and then ni see things like this and it just pushes me over the fucking edge. KEEP YOUR LOREADER NEGATIVITY OUT OF THE LOREADER TAG. this is like basic etiquette and i’m sorry you’re too stupid to know that.

PS. if you ship onc*lax i don’t want you fapping to my fic, period, ad i sure as fuck don’t want you cmmenting, either. write your own stuff if you want to get off that badly, there’s so much onc*ler content out there it’s in all the tags, it’s all over AO3, there’s no need for you to be consuming my content as well when you already have EVERYTHING

lol wow get ahold of yourself we’re only “”””divided””” because crazies like you lose their shit so easy. like, sorry for my brief lapse in judgement but seriously? you’re going to be Like That™ about a perfectly harmless ship that a ton of people like? including people who follow you, probably? youre the asshole here honey.

this is why our fandom is so divided. i take the time and effort to write fic (for free!!) and i get comments like this? i’ve already blocked the onc*ler and onc*lax tags so i don’t have to see content that i don’t want, here’s a clue: DO THE SAME FOR LOREADER. i do go barging into your tag to tell you your ship is shit, and yet yo ucome into mine? i don’t need passive-aggressive back-handed compliments right now, i know i don’t talk about this a lot on tumblr but my mum has been really sick lately and also my dad might be losing his job so i’ve been really stressed with everything and then ni see things like this and it just pushes me over the fucking edge. KEEP YOUR LOREADER NEGATIVITY OUT OF THE LOREADER TAG. this is like basic etiquette and i’m sorry you’re too stupid to know that.

PS. if you ship onc*lax i don’t want you fapping to my fic, period, ad i sure as fuck don’t want you cmmenting, either. write your own stuff if you want to get off that badly, there’s so much onc*ler content out there it’s in all the tags, it’s all over AO3, there’s no need for you to be consuming my content as well when you already have EVERYTHING

Do you think the Lorax can fuck the Onceler into caring about the forests? Like, redemption via cock? Or maybe a many-Lorax-on-Onceler gangbang? Or would that be, like, selfcest? What if they're different aspects of the same person? God, I wish there was Lorax live-action porn.

it’s definitely selfcest but, i dunno, they’re just SUCH different versions of the same character so it doesn’t squick me like it usually would? and i love the idea of the lorax fucking the onceler into redemption! i’ve always felt like....aaaa like,,, the onceler stopped really being able to LISTEN to the forests and only listened to his own greed and thats why things went to shit for him and if he could just learn to listen right again he’d be able to find his way back to who he’s supposed to be??? so i think the lorax could really help with that, like, i mean, i love it when onceler tops in dark fic, but for anything fluffy i think lorax topping and taking a firm hand with his future self is really necesary, absolutely. 

maybe some day the porn we deserve will be produced!!! until then we just have fic to comfort us...

Oh yeah, baby. The Lorax can pollinate my woods ANY time.

oh you KNOW it ;DD 

THE LORAX IS CLEARLY MUCH OLDER THAN THE ONCELER SO ONCELAX IS PEDO

@speaker-for-the-trees are you sending people to harass me just because i won’t get on board with your stupid as fuck headcanon? there’s no time travel in the movie! get over it!

MY OTP <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 there’s just something so simple and beautiful about using image manips to bring the vintage version of this story more in line with the modern version i love so much.

god the more i think about it the more pissed i am that that loraxxx coloring book never happened??? i wanted it SO bad and now probably no one’s ever going to color my sweet sweet lorax :///// ugh

I love them and I love it when they love each other. oncelerax is just so good! you should give it a try.

Why would the Lorax fuck the Onceler when he could eat him instead???

he could both fuck and eat the Onceler, and it would also be autocannibalism…i like the way you think! 

hey i'm not trying to be rude, but this website has children on it and there might be some people looking for wholesome content for the Lorax. Maybe you should put up a disclaimer or something? just as idea

disclaimer: don’t look if you’re a weeny  

the lorax is a real person and RPF is discusting you weed

howd you even manage to find my ask box and type this shit to me when you’re soooooo dumb anon