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“dude what the hell you just fucking rear ended me”
“oh dude im so sorry. no for sure thats on me. let me just call my insurance guy to see if im covered”
“yeah, you better because im not fucking paying for this”
*guy gets on the phone*
“hey yeah can you come kill this guy i rear ended. yeah just. kill him i dont want to pay him money”
“what the fuck did you just say?”
“shhh, im on hold with my insurance guy”
*back on phone* “yeah i dont have insurance so i need you to come kill this guy right now on the side of the road”
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In the House of Asmodeus
#ozzie#asmodeus#oh good lord my gay little heart#beautiful painting style op this is gorgeous#but also. hiiiii hello hi hi hello hi *twirls hair strand* hehe… OZZIE
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☀️ Summer Sallie! ☀️
#sallie may#AAAAAAAA!!! QUEEN!!!!#i love this!!!! I love how strong she looks. like no shade on other hcs!! but she does work on a farm so
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Various reddit users requested me to draw those new beach pins in my style! Which one’s your favorite? Which ones should I draw next?
#Millie#millie and moxxie#verosika mayday#Stolas#MILLIE LOOKS SO GOOOOOOD AND SO DOES VEROSIKA!!!#I love Moxxie oh my god… he hold Millie gentle like hamburger#op your art style is beautiful and complete goals!!
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I.M.P Hangout
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iPad Pro doodle
#verosika mayday#alastor#oh my god these are so gorgeous? all of the shines on Verosika are so beautiful!!!
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A compilation of all my Hazbin Hotel redesign color breakdowns:
Charlie Morningstar
Alastor (The Radio Demon)
Angel Dust (Quite literally, everything but his hot pink eye color changed lmaoo)
Vaggie
(This is less of a color comparison breakdown than the others, because she had a more obvious (outfit change) redesign than the others. I hope this is still helpful!)
#ngl I prefer several of the older designs#they also made his chest fluff almost flat and it’s a shame?#just because like… I know it’s fluff and not breasts#but as a guy with breasts it… was kinda nice to see a male character that was chesty and totally unapologetic?#like. i hate my chest so fucking much. it gives me so much dysphoria.so seeing a cis guy who loves his was like!!!!#I’m sad to see that taken away more or less
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I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.. SHE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER OH MY GOODNESS
HER NAME IS KEEKEE!! (CONFIRMED BY VIV HERSELF)
Sigh <3 I feel like she has so much sass and it’s the best thing ever
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Thinking back to Loo Loo Land and how Stolas was trying to give Octavia a reason as to why his marriage was exploding, and how despite how awful Stella is to him he just could not bring himself to admit they were arranged or badmouth her in front of Octavia because he still wanted his daughter to believe they had a happy marriage when she was younger.
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Family vacation ☀️🏖️
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Stolas is so focused on sex and being aggressive with Blitzo because that’s how Blitzo introduced that into their relationship and now how he thinks that Blitzo want to be. While that focus has cause Blitzo to think that’s all Stolas wanted from him when really he probably would have been happy just talking to him. Im screaming and crying and throwing up.
#relationship analysis#FINALLY SOME GOOD SPECULATION ON THESE TWO#THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN THINKING SINCE THAT EPISODE AIRED#Stolas#blitzø
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“Sorry, I fucked your husband” and “that’s the sound of a fucking divorce” are the funniest things Blitzø and Stolas have ever said and they were both spoken within 10 seconds of each other.
#I’d say imagine infidelity being revealed to you in this way#but actually Stella TOTALLY DESERVES IT jgghggh#get her ass
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Octavia must've been shielded from the hate before the affair
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After “Circus”, this scene hits different. How CAN Stolas confess to Octavia how abusive Stella has always been? How much he had to endure her abuse so to give Via, his only reason to exist before meeting Blitzø again, a normal life? I’d be speechless too.
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