anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:
the tortured poets department
explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body
clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body
down bad
explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him
clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him?
explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love
clean: 'cause what if i was in love?
but daddy i love him
explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin'
clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin'
explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over
clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over
florida!!!
explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas
clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas
explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida
clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida
explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up
clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?
loml
explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles
clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles
i can do it with a broken heart
explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit
clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it
explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile
clean: lights, camera, and smile
the smallest man who ever lived
explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy?
clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?
the black dog
explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog
clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog
thanK you aIMee
explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing
clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing
cassandra
explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking
clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking
the bolter
explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore
clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore
explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes
clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes
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has anyone dug through the clean version of ttpd to find all the replacements of the explicit words she used? 🫶
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Whether I’m gonna be your bike, or smash your wife or whatever Taylor Swift said.
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT track list as butterflies — full size & part 2
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY track list as butterflies — full size & part 1
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hand on the throt-tle, thought. I. caught. light-ning in-a-bott-le…oh…but it’s gone again………and! it was writ-ten, I. got. cursed. like. Eve. got. bitt-en. oh!…was it punishment?…….pad around when I get home, I-guess-a-lesser-wo-man-would’ve-lost-hope…a greater woman wouldn’t beg…but I looked to the ₛₖᵧ and ˢᵃᶦᵈ
plᵉᴱᵉᴱᵉᵉᴱᵉᵉᵃse, I’ve-been on-my kneEeEees, change-the pro-phe-cyʸʸʸʸ, don’t-want mon-ey just-some-one who-wants-my comp-an-yʸʸ let-it once-be meEe-who do-I have-to spEeEeak-to about-if they-can rEee-do…the pro-phe-cy…
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babes im gonna need yall to not get cocky bc this is probably the 86th time you've predicted a double album....
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every day we inch closer to the inevitable release of taylor's "all the haters are throwing shade at my relationship but I don't care" music about matty and for that reason I live in fear
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i need aaron dessner to challenge jack antonoff to a duel and more importantly i need him to win
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