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looks-golden · 6 months
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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
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looks-golden · 7 months
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bainrot
Hilda: boy it sure is muggy outside
Frida: if i go outside and all our mugs our sitting on the front porch we're getting a divorce
Hilda: quitley sips from bowl
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looks-golden · 7 months
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looks-golden · 8 months
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Hey, yall. I read this fic before in Fanfiction.com or AO3, I'm not sure, and the plot is basically Bill tasking Mabel and the rest of the crew to retrieve objects, I think they're crystals? And he entrusted with them his fav/best soldier/assassin which is my fav boi Dipper, but the Pines don't know that and hate him on sight.
The Pines all assumed he was dead but actually Dipper was kidnapped along with other kids like Gideon and another girl Dipper befriended who had the ability to cast magic. Gideon has his own area that he's entrusted with cuz he betrayed Dipper and the girl who was attempting to escape.
Its a lot of angst and Pines bonding and I'm pretty sure Dipper dies in the end but there's an alternate ending where he doesn't. Also I think Dipper had magical tattoos that were significant to Bill?? But I can't remember since it's been a year since I've read it. I hope I gave enough details. I would be really grateful if anyone could help me out^^ Thank you!!
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looks-golden · 8 months
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Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.
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looks-golden · 8 months
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Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.
imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.
Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.
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looks-golden · 8 months
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looks-golden · 8 months
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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
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looks-golden · 8 months
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This is not for you.
This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.
For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:
- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.
- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 
And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.
TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 
THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 
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looks-golden · 8 months
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looks-golden · 9 months
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Many years ago, I tried to explain My Hero Academia characters to my brother in the least helpful way possible. I would now like to share this with you lot.
Starting with these
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looks-golden · 9 months
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Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.
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looks-golden · 9 months
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Gosalyn : The stars are so beautiful...
Dewey : They're just giant balls of gas.
Gosalyn : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Dewey : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Gosalyn : Oh...
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looks-golden · 9 months
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Dewey , very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Gosalyn : *half asleep* Dewey , this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
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looks-golden · 9 months
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Gosalyn: Dewey, please calm down.
Dewey: I asked for two large fries! Dewey: *dumps fries onto table*
Dewey: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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looks-golden · 9 months
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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looks-golden · 9 months
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Ducktales 2017 timeline: ranting
One tiny thing that is icking me about Ducktales is that there is rarely any clear dates, or seasons for how much time passesor when the episodes happen. Like, obviously most episodes do not happen directly after the previous one unless they are double episodes like the season finales the first two episodes or the darkwing duck episodes in S3.
In addition to that exact topic, I'm gonna have to say that by logic, the spear of Selene incident , at the point of S2 when Della came back, should have been 11 instead of 10 years.
While (again) not entirely clear in what season the show even starts, it's summer for most people, which also makes sense with the trees being green and everything, so either summer or late spring
The first episode obviously also didn't play on the exact day of Della dissapearing for 10 years, cause by simple logic that would've been made clear. So yeah, still closer to 10 years but as in someone saying they are 10 years old and not "10 years and so many months"
We have the whole christmas time travel episode (that I just rewatched which made me write this post) in S2 with Dewey meeting young Donald and Della. This now tells us, Donald and the triplets have been living with Scrooge for at least half a year.
After that we're back to the generic cartoon spring/summer season
Ergo: The showmakers were to lazy to properly think of the fact that time INDEED DOES PASSES, also in a cartoon. Not to forget that this could've given us:
A triplet birthday episode in S1 or S2
An episode on the date of the spear of Selene incident with everyone like "ah phooey, now it's been 11 years already" with possible bonding between Donald and Scrooge
A GOOD TIMELINE I COULD REFERENCE IN MY HEAD FOR ANYBODYS SAKE
Yes. I know this is a kids show. Not to forget a kids show from Disney, but I'm always happier when I know how much time passes between events in shows or movies. It gives my brain satisfaction. This is also often (not always) a reason for me disliking episodically structured shows.
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