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lolw0o0t · 4 years
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Derek: * walks into stiles’ room in a panic *
Stiles: oh no, what happened?!
Derek: nobody died, it’s fine.
Stiles: wHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Ok but I just saw Julia Michaels in London and it was the best experience of my life :))
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Derek: what is everyone doing here? I gave stiles the key for emergencies only.
Isaac: we were hungry.
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Derek: Stiles, did it hurt?
Stiles: When I fell from heaven or when I fell in love?
Derek: babe, I don't want to damage what's left of your ego, but you just fell face-first down a flight of stairs.
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Any villain on teen wolf : what are you?what do you do for the pack?
Stiles:
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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*at the Stilinski household*
Sheriff: why are you naked, Stiles?
Stiles: uhm, I - I was too hot, sweating, a lot. The rooms...hot
Sheriff: it’s raining
Stiles: ohhh yeah..would you look at that dad
Sheriff: so why were you naked?
Stiles: I had no clean clothes ! Yup, all dirty. I really need to wash those..shirts
Sheriff: *opening closet* you’ve got plenty of shirts and....a Derek
Derek: ...hi
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Derek: you look nice, I want to kiss you
Stiles: what?
Derek: i said if you dIED I WOULDNT MISS YOU IDIOT
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Derek: I have a bad feeling about this.
Stiles: What do you mean?
Derek: Don't you ever get that voice in your head telling whatever you're about to do is a bad idea, and that you'll get in trouble?
Stiles: No?
Derek: That... explains a lot.
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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My favorite thing about Queer Eye is the Fab 5 knowing when something is not theirs to do. Like Jonathan knowing he's not the best person to fade natural hair so he calls someone who can. Antoni listening to and following the American-Mexican women and their recipe instead of saying no, I can teach this person how to cook traditional Mexican food even though I'm polish-Canadian.
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Incorrect sterek
*pack meeting*
Lydia: I like your top, Stiles
Derek: I have a name
Sheriff: [chokes]
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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Wouldn’t it be cute?
Okay I had another idea.
Stiles loves flowers, he loves them so much, he can’t keep it in.
He can’t stop thinking about how cute it would be if he wore a flower crown, how cute it would be if he were given a bouquet, how cute it would be if Derek (his unknowing crush) put a pink flower behind his ear.
How pretty he would feel.
How happy he would be.
Wouldn’t it be cute?
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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I had a really good sterek fic idea but now I’ve forgotten it. FUCK. :/
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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lolw0o0t · 5 years
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