the crows I run into on a field

“ I am handsome,more please!!”

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can you believe they’re selling Cocked Asses at the Mall Of America? be careful guys you never know what your children might be indoctrinated with

lubeebatconservancy on tiktok

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Oh no, not another morning. How will our hero cope?

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

I think Ishmael Mobydick would really flip out if he learned how sperm whales sleep

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

idk much about big sean & jhene aiko’s music but i respect the hell out of them for being like the only celebrities to name their child something normal

arapaimaaaaaaaaaaa

i think it’s equally sad and funny that my 13 year old self was wrong abt basically everything ig except for the fact that marvel movies seriously sucked even back then

Also it generally bothers me how animals must be human like in order to garner affection from most people, it's such a joke that people believe in ”speciesm" the oppression of animals because they are different from us, yet many of these same people try to paint x or y animal as valuable by comparing it to people or pointing out a trait of it that's similar to humans. Like it's beautiful how loving whale moms are to their calves like humans, yes, but is that why we should care about them? shouldn't we also care about them if they weren't loving moms? aren't they still valuable to the world even if they cannibalized their children? or do you only care about other living creatures if they are like us?

What about parasites? bloodsucking ticks? wasps that lay their eggs in dead spiders they've paralyzed, rat mothers that eat half their newborns? newborn caecillians that eat their mother's delicious skin? the earthworm that has no sense of morality, altruism, or parental love? aren't they worthy too? do they have to be like us to be loved?

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

i forgot abt this until i just logged onto insta for the first time in a while but one of the worst guys i knew in hs ended up not only studying in hawaii but studying law enforcement to be a cop lmao as if flying from the midwest to hawaii & back twice a year wasn’t bad enough it’s like he tried to outdo himself in how little he could care about other ppl. i really shouldn’t be going on that app cuz i was until now living in a blissful state where i had forgotten that he even existed