You know what I want?

An animated film with two brothers trying to make a princess fall in love with and marry one of them. They do a lot of stupid things like cleaning the whole castle or baking a REALLY big cake to impress her. And while they do this she falls in love with their sister and they get married. The end.

LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

anyone please ask your crush out like this

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

I was chatting with my crush and he told me not to text him anymore since he is dead.

I have this headcanon/theory/whatever

that everyone sees colors differently. Like, you see "blue" as blue, but I see as purple or any other color and I think it's blue because everyone tells me so. And no one knows, because we're all taught that way.

Alex Russo is my spirit animal

Except I'm not that beautiful

Me, singing: Got no self control, and I don't mean the cigarettes and alcohol...

Me: I mean books

One Direction was back together but instead of Liam there was a tiger cub wearing a T-shirt…. They were more popular than before.

we need to stop forcing girls to wear makeup and lose weight and shave every day!! and i say GIRLS and not women for a reason because there are literal twelve year old girls (and younger) who are spending hundreds of dollars on makeup and taking an hour every day to make it look perfect! there are literal twelve year olds who already think their body hair is gross and needs to be shaved off! there are literal twelve year olds who are skipping meals and going on diets because they’re convinced the perfectly normal fat they have is unhealthy and ugly!!! there are girls who are growing up with the idea that their bodies will never be enough without relentless, expensive, and tiring modification, and that they’re just lazy and “”“unladylike”“” if they don’t meet every single one of society’s beauty standards!!! do you SEE how fucked up this is ????

My dog became human and is better at socializing than I am.