I was thinking to myself last night that unlike many cartoons from the 90s, Moomin never got a shitty rap song attached to it. You know what I mean by this. Pokérap, Rugrats rap, Arthur’s Aardark Rap, etc. I decided that as an authority on nothing, I must rectify this glaring error and produce a bad rap for a show that thematically and tonally, does not need a rap.
Moomin: We’ve been married for 20 years. We adopted all 24 woodies together. We hold hands every 5 seconds. I go crazy every time I wait for you to return *countinues to ramble on*