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literaila · 13 hours
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You're gonna tackled by the masses but it'll be the perfect opportunity to see what sorcery you have tucked in your sleeves...
You dont know how to take it back đŸ˜¶đŸ˜đŸ˜­ lucky for me and unfortunately for you, I fell asleep soon after. I just woke up. Maybe you need to check what spell you did bc that doesn't feel normal to me
Can i give your doggo the treats I bought first???
um no, i have the power of invisibility. as long as there are no mind readers, ill be safe and sound. as plain as ever in plain sight.
that’s just how my spells work. you never know when they’re really coming. kind of like everything i do
 now that i think about it
 stay safe out there!
mmm
 this depends. she’s easily persuaded but i have a wrath for vengeance
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literaila · 15 hours
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do you think... that in private... reader baby talks satoru? đŸ§đŸ»â€â™€ïžidk why i thought of this i just find it funny if they actually do this
"who's my baby, hm?"
"meeee >o<"
in private??? in public.
“oh, sorry,” you say, grabbing satoru’s arm to pull him away. “my child has no spacial awareness.”
“we’re married,” he tells the person he just literally body checked, and then he turns away—dragging you by your hold.
or
“don’t mess with the baby,” you tell tsumiki, admiring the eyeshadow you just painted on his lids. “he’s sleeping.”
she giggles as satoru’s nose twitches. you’ll be taking a million pictures of this view before he wakes up, obviously.
or
“sweetheart.”
“no, satoru. leave me alone.”
“how can this be my fault?”
“everything’s your fault,” you say, sticking your nose in the air and avoiding his eyes. you will not treat this with any maturity, thank you. “i’ve already established that.”
“okay, but i didn’t mean to,” he whines, trying to grab onto your face, only for you to push him away.
“go away, satoru, im not speaking to you.”
“that’s not my name.”
you just roll your eyes.
“sweetheart,” he says again, stepping in front of you. “princess, love of my life. i told her that i was happily married.”
“you said sorry!”
“i was being polite! you’re always getting on me about being respectful, and checking my ego, and remembering that i’m not the only important person in the world, blah blah, other stuff i forget.”
you huff, crossing your arms when he tries to grab your hand. “you said ‘sorry, but i’m married.’ are you sorry, satoru? does our fake marriage cause you pain?”
“fake?” he says, voice broken, hand to his chest. “why would you say that?”
you roll your eyes again, looking up at the ceiling. “whenever you want to propose, i’ll start accepting this matrimony you’re so obsessed with.”
“see? i’ve made my plans very clear.”
“you’re already sorry about our marriage that doesn’t even exist.”
“and you call me dramatic.”
“okay, satoru—“
“—don’t know who that is.”
you scoff. “if a man came up and asked me out and i said ‘i’m sorry, but my husbands just around the corner—‘“
“see! married!”
“‘i’m sorry, but i’m engaged. oh, what? no ring? that’s just cause he’s really broke—‘“
“false!”
“‘i’m sorry, but i already have a ball and chain weighing me down.’”
“that’s it,” satoru says, and then he hikes you up onto the counter by your waist, and digs his fingers into your ribs.
it takes barely a second of his torture before you’re gasping yet breathless, feeling that familiar giddiness racing through your heart.
“satoru! satoru! okay, i forgive you, i’m—“ you laugh, trying to pull at his hair, which only makes him lean over you and nuzzle his face into your shoulder. “satoru, please, just—“
“who are you speaking to, again?”
“baby! baby, mercy, please.”
“that’s me,” satoru says, grinning as he stands up again.
“i’m still not calling you my husband in public,” you say, in between breaths.
“we’ll work on that.”
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literaila · 2 days
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“it’s CANON kenjaku is a MAN and only MEN curses can take over MEN bodies and kenjakus wife is FEMALE and she can only take over FEMALE bodies” had me HOLLERING đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
I’m sorry that anon was so ???? but you handled it really well đŸ«¶đŸ«¶
i am trained for only bizarre events. never put me in any normal situation—it will go terribly
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literaila · 2 days
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hii!! i was the anon that sent the ask about “asking the golden question”, yk, kenjaku, and i didn’t think it would go this far with that weird anon 😭😭 im so sorry
so it’s your fault!!!
no actually thank you for giving me an amazing story that i’ll never be able to properly tell. it’ll go down in history, for sure.
and
 just so you know, it’s CANON kenjaku is a MAN and only MEN curses can take over MEN bodies and kenjakus wife is FEMALE and she can only take over FEMALE bodies
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literaila · 3 days
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Secrets out agdjahdka damn, prepare for an onslaught. The entire fanbase is out for your neck. You got a head start to run for the hills, I'll cover for you.
😐 I send you love and this is what I get in return. I'm sick and tired TAKE IT BACK! I need to sleep 😭 spellbinding-
I'm not covering for you anymore, I'm leading the army.
i’m not worried. i have bizarre powers. also im not very good at running—quite clumsy and all that
“love” pfft, okay. whatever you say. still no though cause, well, first of all i don’t know how to take it back and also it doesn’t seem like something i would really do, does it? i hope your blocking and rejecting skills are adept.
you’ll be the first i fight then
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literaila · 3 days
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"IT'S CANON—" how about i shove a canon up ur bum 💗
had me snickering in the kitchen thank you
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literaila · 3 days
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They were really out here fighting you like you're gege. im just glad it amused you bc it sure got a laugh out of me.
The caps adfghkksfgjkl
Anyways sending you much love, as per usual. I'm going to try and force myself to sleep now........

secrets out i guess. beyond amused me actually.
actually made it
um, well, good luck with that. you’ll probably need it—with all the spellbinding stuff i sent your way. should be arriving soon
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literaila · 3 days
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I'm laughing at those asks ahdjadfk casually came by to check on your blog and found the most chaotic sequence of asks.
I'm convinced they were trolling or trying to pull your leg for some fun.. There's no way they were actually serioussssss
I'm still ahdkshdkask laughing
no because they had to be?? if they were trying to prove a point or convince me of anything why would they do it like that? good thing i really really like to argue
a hilarious road block in my day, quite frankly.
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literaila · 3 days
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Hello I have been following you for a while now but am not really an anime person and so haven't been reading your recent fics with the little dude (?)
It is extra extra funny to see your anons arguing when I cannot begin to tell who is actually right, who is wrong, and who is jokingly presenting themselves as being on the opposite side to prove a point.
I hope you are enjoying the experience as well :)
i feel you! i wish anime hadn’t taken me over
let me provide the chat with a little context because i’m right: kenny (kenjaku) is a brain thing that can be put into bodies to take them over, okay? (hes also evil but that’s not currently relevant) and in jjk current events he takes over the body of the main characters mother (mama itadori) and gives birth to him—thus making kenjaku the mc’s mother. i dunno if he was actually originally a man or not but
anyway all that matters is that whatever anon was saying is indeed not canon. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
this is giving my brain the same buzz as fighting with people on twitter back in 2019 did
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literaila · 3 days
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THE WAY THEY KEPT COMING LMAO i thought something was wrong with Tumblr???? burst out laughing
this is a public apology to anyone who had to see it!! i’m so sorry but i can’t just let them get away with it—
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literaila · 3 days
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the way they kept on adding on is sending me. don’t let them get to u lover <3
no me too i thought it was a tumblr glitch or something when i saw all of them
if anything this has significantly increased my good mood. i just love to be right đŸ€ 
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literaila · 3 days
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can the anon just like shut up this is fiction, its not even real😭
i’m so confused because??? why does it even matter? also. it’s not canon anyway!!!
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literaila · 3 days
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i’m literally crying
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literaila · 3 days
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it is CANON kenjaku wife can ONLY possess FEMALES
can you define “canon” for me real quick?
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literaila · 3 days
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it is CANON kenjaku ONLY possesses MEN.
youtube
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literaila · 3 days
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It is a CANON that FEMALE curses can ONLY possess FEMALE bodies.
It is a FACT I’m a FEMALE.
It is CANON Kenjaku wife could posses me but she was KILLED after possessing yujis mother so she CANT.
i’m just so
 did i miss another leak???
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literaila · 3 days
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It is a CANON that MEN curses can ONLY possess MENS bodies.
It is a FACT I’m a FEMALE.
It is CANON Kenjaku can NOT possess me because I am a FEMALE.
thank you so much for sharing. i just want to warn you that i dont think kenjaku much cares (and he likes to rip souls from bodies)
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