@kolbymaybe: dancing my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and i'm homebound
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One of those great mysteries. Like what twinkies are made of, and where Cotton Eyed Joe came from, and went.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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Damned if I know.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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It really is, I'm a bit shocked at your hesitation.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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You didn't have to take to their lessons though. It's not uncommon for people to fail to live up to their parents goals for them. But I suppose if you're going to shoot down one of the few compliments I've given out in my lifetime, I can't stop you.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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A bit too late for that. You're a model citizen, you know. I've heard it from my mother enough. 'Get your nose out of that textbook, go give back to the town that raised you, like those Wilcutts'. But she says it in Russian, so it sounds even meaner.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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Well, I suppose there's just another area I should admire you in then.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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Not everything deserves your all, though. Some things are meant to be half-assed, that's just the way it is.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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Well, it depends, I suppose. Being passionate about work, or a cause could, but throwing too much of yourself into some things is just messy. There really isn't a need for it, you know what I mean?
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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Everything? I feel as if that sets you up for disaster.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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*smiles, looking both ways before crossing the street to join him* I would hope so, I've never seen someone attack a snack cake with such passion.
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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*waves back* Enjoying that?
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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*sitting across the street, watching, and eyes widening as he eats the treat, stifling giggles*
*staring at the twinkie in his lap, before unwrapping it and putting the whole thing in his mouth*
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Rather sociable for that, wouldn't you say? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you that girl who used to find it fun to be stuffed in dimly lit rooms with tons of strangers, "partying", or whatever?
*cackles quietly, mocking a look of despair* I fucking hate people.
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World's full of dicks, I'm afraid.
*nods* What’s worst is when nobody stops to help you, and they kick your shit around. That’s just golden.
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*laughs softly* Sucks, doesn't it? Just the luck I've been having this week. And it's only Monday. The struggle is most definitely real.
*smiles and nods, gathering a few books* It’s no problem. This happened to me the other day in the hallway. I know the struggle.
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