Re-listening to Malevolent and holy shit the difference in season 1-2 Johns tone to 3-4 is like a chasm. You really dont pick up on it until you go back, but old John was SUPER manipulative, especially with his weird ass "Listen to me, i am your friend Arthur :))) Isn't my voice just so smooth and understanding?? I am an elegant creature and you are acting like a common caveman Arthur, poor you" while John now is just "Arthur. Arthur. Stop ignoring me 😡😡 You can't have friends because it makes me sad and you are SO. MEAN. TO. ME. You are mean to me and i will not forgive you... Im sorry i lied Arthur please pay attention to me 🥺🥺🥺🥺". It really stands to say that Harlan is amazing because i full on believed that John had Arthur's best interests at heart in the begining and that just proves that i would NOT survive in Arthurs shoes for a day.

Podcasts I’ve listened to, in the order I’ve listened to them…

aaaaand for the sake of the Aesthetics (sparkle emoji), a pseudo photo of how John must look like to the untrained eye (read: low insight, do not pass go, collect 200 insanity points) from my John design

If the final episode ends with something like "The journey is over Arthur. Sleep" I Will lose my Shit

enjoy this thing i made in under five minutes on my shitty phone.

Jesus every time John or Arthur open their mouths

Any tips for learning anatomy? (For art reasons)

we don't put much thought into it nowadays... haha.

This was not the reminder i needed

Just a reminder: the last time Tim and Jay seen each other was Jay trying to kill Tim.

Whoever first started the cheesecake comment i would like to Have A Word With You. How dare you, that man is fucking FINE AF, literally James Dean material. Not to sound like a creepy person but if a guy like Tim ever came near me i would fold like origami. I wouldn't be able to look him directly in the eyes because i would be acting like a teenager and keeping a 10 feet distance. You sir/mam' dont know quality and it shows

conversation with a ghost

Kinda wish i could sleep forever ngl

"These games are fiction, which means you can do things that aren't morally acceptable in society"

yes but have you considered that I'll feel really bad if I'm mean

I love how i jumped from Millionsummers to Kniveswood in month. Just, from a scarce ship right into a rare-pair, and now i have the exact same problem I had before. I combed through all the fics. There is nothing left. I ate all the main courses and now i come crawling back to Millionsummers in hopes of leftovers while i wait for the dessert.

Honestly im so ill about Wolfwood its not even funny anymore. This is not healthy. The other day i saw a Woowoo boobpad and my hand instantly went towards my dusty wallet. I don't even use mousepads, i think they are a scam. WHAT WOULD I EVEN DO WITH A BOOBPAD? Just rest my hand on it??? Squish it ??(maybe?) I certainly wouldn't use it, because how the fuck do you even use a badonkadonk-pad? The sheer mass of the chest would keep my hand locked in one position and one position only. It sounds like a recipe for disaster

Prompt:

Childe & Ajax/Tartaglia are actually separate people, specifically identical twins. Childe is primarily a toy maker and unofficially a sort of 12th harbinger, who occasionally acts as his brother’s body double/alibi on missions. No one in Liyue knows Tartaglia is a twin, so they don’t question him.

While Childe is wining and dining Zhongli and rescuing the traveler, Ajax is figuring out a way to raise Osial, and laying low. Ajax is the harbinger the traveler fights in game, not Childe.

Childe pulls up to the gnosis handoff perfectly uninjured, and the traveler is like “hey wtf? Didn’t I just beat the shit out of you?” and Childe is like “I’ve never fought you before tho?? Btw, Signora, have you seen Tartaglia? I need to head back to Snezhnaya, and I’d like to say bye.”

Also, Zhongli didn’t know either, and is very confused on who he’s engaged to. (Neither boys know they’re engaged ofc.)