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sometimes i really think i cant do this
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we’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000
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i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
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just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bb
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
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Ichabod versus the Modern World continues to entertain me.
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i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
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i just need to get my shit together
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via betaqueer)
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i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
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"the bride will now recite her vows."
space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. it’s ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds. to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no one has gone before.
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