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What does Mikey eat?
If you don’t feed this man yourself, he eats very strangely.
Exhibit A: He eats the entire apple. The core? Not bad. The stem though. Why?
Exhibit B: He has an aversion to cooking. It’s just not something he wants to spend his ‘precious’ time doing. The most complicated dish he can make is cereal.
Exhibit C: Because he does not cook (see Exhibit B,) he simply picks something random from the kitchen, and eats it. It’s not uncommon to wake up in the middle of the night to the sight of your fridge illuminating a sleepy Mikey, placing singular slices of turkey in his mouth..
Exhibit D: Eating the meals of his victims. Slashing souls of the local community sure does stir up an appetite. Who is Mikey to walk away from a perfectly good, half eaten cheesecake?
Whatever you feed him, he’ll eat. Even if you swear you royally fucked up the recipe, he’ll still gobble down your shitty casserole<3
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This is my first post! Thx for reading! I haven’t seen every Halloween so apologies if I go a bit ooc :)
#michael myers#michael myers x reader#michael myers crack#Michael myers headcanon#michael myers fluff#halloween x reader#the shape x reader
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