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avocadoraisin · 1 year
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me: im going to draw something dark and edgy and bloody oh yeah
me 5 min later:
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faintestgem · 1 year
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I am in love with the stinky sewer grandpa. I don't care if he's old and burned and smells like shit 😤
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lickmyforehead · 7 months
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What does Mikey eat?
If you don’t feed this man yourself, he eats very strangely.
Exhibit A: He eats the entire apple. The core? Not bad. The stem though. Why?
Exhibit B: He has an aversion to cooking. It’s just not something he wants to spend his ‘precious’ time doing. The most complicated dish he can make is cereal.
Exhibit C: Because he does not cook (see Exhibit B,) he simply picks something random from the kitchen, and eats it. It’s not uncommon to wake up in the middle of the night to the sight of your fridge illuminating a sleepy Mikey, placing singular slices of turkey in his mouth..
Exhibit D: Eating the meals of his victims. Slashing souls of the local community sure does stir up an appetite. Who is Mikey to walk away from a perfectly good, half eaten cheesecake?
Whatever you feed him, he’ll eat. Even if you swear you royally fucked up the recipe, he’ll still gobble down your shitty casserole<3
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This is my first post! Thx for reading! I haven’t seen every Halloween so apologies if I go a bit ooc :)
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konigsmissedbeltloop · 4 months
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I AM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS EDIT @joelsgeetar YOU NEED TO SEE IT
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terracebatman · 2 months
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Michael Vs Jason but it's cute and wholesome.
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slasherstories123 · 2 years
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Michael Myers burning a pancake
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A/N: okay this was based off of a daydream I had and I had to write it out😭
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You thought that teaching Michael how to make pancakes would be a good idea, it was at first.
He was surprisingly well with mixing the ingredients together to make the pancake batter, which wasn’t a surprise either.
You already had the stove ready for him and put the batter on the pan, looking over at Michael… he was holding the spatula like it was a knife.
“Mikey.. that’s not.. here.” Taking it away you grabbed his hand and showed him how to properly hold it, earning a head tilt in return. You had your own spatula.
“Whenever the pancake isn’t sticking to the pan and isn’t breaking if you try to pick it up that means it’s time to flip it.” You showed him how to flip it. “Like this, think you can do that?”
He nodded his head before looking DEAD at the pancake, almost like he just left it there. 2 minutes went by, he still didn’t do anything. Maybe he’s zoned out?
He finally flipped it. But… it was black.
Blacker than the color black itself. He turned his head towards you and it took everything in your willpower to not laugh. He BURNT the pancake.
Your eyes were watering due to not laughing, you wanted to laugh so bad but you couldn’t or else he would leave you there. “You did.. you..burnt.” You let it out
Holding onto your stomach as you started laughing, “I’m sorry it’s funny!” You knew when it was the right time to flip it but you wanted to see if Michael knew… and he FAILED.
His grip tightened on the spatula. Not liking your response to the flip. Letting out a grunt before hitting you on the head with it. “HA- OW! Mikey!” After he hit you Michael put down the spatula, now leaving the kitchen to do who knows what.
“I should’ve recorded that..” you said after your giggles eventually died down. Now going to make the pancakes yourself.
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gravysside · 9 months
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heathenoushound · 1 year
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Definitely one of my many terrifying experiences with Michael 😔🔪
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funtimeisparty · 3 months
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Michael Myers
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dvddy-mvyersx · 2 years
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— MINORS DNI !!
This blog has been created for fun. "Michael" more than likely won't be in character. Feel free to spam the ask box with whatever your little heart desires to say.
Comfort Characters are valid and I understand if you want to vent to "Michael" HOWEVER please keep things private for the sake of others. If your situation isn't too detailed then it's okay to share via asks. Anything else should and will stay in the DMs.
Sexual asks are allowed as long as they aren't disrespectful or include darker themes such as CNC.
Please respect each other and remember to have fun.
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jennilah · 1 year
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RZ Halloween AU where everything is the same but instead of having a passion for making masks, Michael is that guy who makes knives out of everything like pasta and underwear and jello etc
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avocadoraisin · 1 year
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getting festive :)
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faintestgem · 1 year
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Michael please pick up the phone ;_;
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grooveydrew · 1 year
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Yassified Mikey
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terracebatman · 2 months
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Michael and Jason talk. Michael has a unique diet.
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macabreblublu · 5 months
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Slasher Mov High AU by @slashermovhigh
Hi! I was 🔵 anon and I did promise you fanart of your big-brained creation and there were so many memes that I couldn’t do just one
My god this whole AU is something I didn’t know I needed but man I’m dependent on it now-
Anyways
Enjoy✨
The bois ordered takeout:
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The bois helping out Michael confess his love:
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Someone shared their unnecessary opinion:
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Local Tired Artist uses his talent for shenanigans
Is it to point out the chaotic environment he is in? His crippling crush towards Carly? More at 9
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Hope you’ll enjoy! It’s nothing original but this whole AU is a walking disaster in a good way so nothing serious :’D
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