Just going to put this here. Pass it on.

happy birthday to the only man ever, david tennant

gossip girl!marauders au where gossip girl is peter

however, the person who sends in the most tips is emmeline. like peter cannot catch up with all the gossip from her.

peter posts the most about james (he's obsessed with him), like about him getting rejected by lily, his fights with severus, rumours about who he's hooking up with, parties he has or goes to, etc.

sirius also getting a pretty heavy beating in it, mostly cause he has a lot of drama around him and his life, but also his close connection to james that everytime there's gossip surrounding james, then sirius is also involved in it somehow. remus mostly has rumours around him and sirius, or his scars/gossip girl also calling him loopy lupin in it (peter that's your best friend?? what you doing??)

lily getting absolutely ruined (peter is a bit jealous plus emmeline is a bit weird and obsessed with lily plus severus would prob send in a bunch of stuff everytime he and lily have a fight). lily is gossip girls n1 hater btw. she has put on her detective hat to figure out who it is many a times.

mary is an avid reader of the blog btw. she loves this shit. when its not about her or screwing over her close friends i mean. but other than that she loves it and would def send in tips too.

marlene couldn't give a crap about gossip girl, mostly cause she's never really on it until it outs her. then she joins the lily 'hate and figure out who it is' train. and then gossip girl starts getting a huge vendetta against marlene for some reason and posts loads of rumours and scandals about her

req'd by @wolvereaux

TRU

text: Love is stored in the friend who reads your fanfiction

Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

let’s give eachother bloody noses then make out

i would be nothing without the elite literary salon of rosekiller bloggers whose feeds are just sexualized surgical gore followed by an anaïs nin quote & then perhaps an image of like a loose handful of teeth or something. barty crouch junior fans grab your freudian sexual hangups!!!! evan rosier fans grab your scoliosis!!!!!!!!!

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

I can imagine rosekiller announcing their relationship on April Fools and laughing their ass off watching Hogwarts try to figure out if they are actually dating or not.

idk if i should block this as a german

we alreadt had the ides of march this year, no reason to do it again and fall out of the time-plan

Good news for @pinkisthenewscarlet !!

the marauders are the type of guys to push each other into random girls and say “he likes you”

its lovely

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

no one listened to me as a child so now i overshare on the internet