Even Rosewood’s “Finest” can see the robbery here.

We here at PLLAnnotations were just minding our business, disappearing to London for prolonged periods of time, going to Cop School for anywhere from 2 weeks to multiple years because who knows how time passes really, taking Pottery classes with our friend Anita when we stumbled upon this feature that Zap2It put up today. A feature that, pretty clearly I might add (It’s right there in the title) jacks our entire blog’s concept. And, while we may WANT to omnisciently cyberbully ghostninja Zap2It for this blatant ripping off, or be the CeCe Drake with a mannequin leg to Zap2It’s dressing room snake, we simply don’t have the time or the energy or the mannequin legs to do that. But we did want to call them out: Zap2It, we know you ripped us off, you know you ripped us off, and the public can tell you ripped us off. So at least credit us for this blatant plagarism, bitches.

- A (nnotators)

Excuses to leave a situation.

Everyone, but especially PLL fans, read this. Read it right now. This is important.

In light of last night’s episode, I’m sure most of you are expecting a bevy of Hanna/Zack annotations. You’ll probably get them, but they probably won’t be from me.

You see, when I stated watching the episode, I figured I’d be making quite a few annotations. However, while watching the episode...

Hi I talk occasionally on this so if you enjoy the dulcet tones of my voice, and/or discussion of nautical hookers, Ashlee's Simpsons crazy eyes, basic bitches of the Michael Rady and Jessica Lucas variety, and why we all deserve this sort of Katie Cassidy, and not whatever has been going on with Laurel Lance.

It’s time for hookers on a boat! In the episode you’ve all been waiting for we discuss the modern masterpiece that was Melrose Place 2.0's Shoreline. Your hosts @maurae, @lafergs, and @kaceybange are joined by special guest @levyontv to discuss it all. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THE LOFT TRAILER: http://bit.ly/1kc2OSx ASHLEE SIMPSON’S NOSE: http://i.imgur.com/g6D6Ftw.jpg ASHLEE SIMPSON’S FEDORA: http://i.imgur.com/5FUDZWJ.jpg ASHLEE SIMPSON PAINTING: http://i.imgur.com/Ld2ns4c.jpg Brief and minor Orange is the New Black spoiler from 1:48:20-1:48:40.

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…

This is still very frustrating to me and also like honestly one of my biggest TV Pet Peeves generally. So many popular shows would be the center of a media firestorm. PLL, Revenge, Devious Maids, honestly, pretty much any soap. Like, look shows, if you want to pretend to exist in the real world, acknowledge the real world media climate. Shit like this is SENSATIONAL news. You can't just skirt around that fact. 

Ok, show, you’ve actually pushed my suspension of disbelief too far this time. I can accept time-travelling cyber ghost ninjas, I can accept no one really having a problem with a teacher statutorying his student, I can accept Tippi The Clue Parrot, I can even accept Ravenswood’s supernatural death curse in an otherwise realistic world. But this shit pushes me too far. You’re telling me that a pretty, upper middle class white girl returns after two years of being missing/presumed dead claiming she has been kidnapped, and her mother turns up dead days later, and that the entire town is not CRAWLING with every press outlet on the face of the planet? Nancy Grace could fill a swimming pool with how much she’d salivate over this case. So bullshit show, you can’t just claim that people have made sure the press would stay away. That’s not how the world works. 

I don't care this much about Teen Wolf (it's entertaining but I'm finding myself increasingly meh about it), but so much respect to the wordplay of this. I'm upset I didn't come up with this myself.

when i die i want teen wolf executive producer jeff davis to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

... except New York, especially where they were supposedly in NYC, is an urban sprawl and barely has enough room for all the buildings there, let alone a random grassy playground. Even if there was somehow a playground in the middle of this urban sprawl, it would be on asphalt, not grass. So, not so much perplexing, as completely out of the realm of reality.

My favorite PLL trope is bizarrely placed geographical features for the sake of plot convenience.

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While she was answering questions on Reddit one fan asked Marlene if she saw your blog and she thinks it's very clever omg that is so awesome

I think our work here is done. Time to close up shop.

(Just kidding, we’ll definitely be back for the new seAson. Hi, Marlene!)

John Oliver on Net Neutrality, aka “Preventing Cable Company Fuckery”.

RIP Bert Cooper

About to see the live-read of the new Middleman graphic novel!

This is gonna be better than The Zombies of Mori-Tau is terrible.

Well, the thing about it is, it clearly starts with a lot of emotion, and it’s very physical, and it’s very aggressive, and I think with the history of their relationship, and the sex they had, and where they had sex … Of course, with anything, people can take what they want, and what you see is what you see, and how you interpret it is how you interpret it. But we didn’t intend it to be just a rape scene. That has nothing to do with that relationship. I mean, the only thing I want to say is, this guy has one hand. It’s just not physically possible to … I just don’t think … She’s a very strong woman. It just couldn’t happen. I think the point was more, she didn’t want it to be there. She doesn’t want to do it there. She’s saying, “Not here. Not now.”

Please just sit down and shut the fuck up, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.  (via levyontv)

Well, the thing about it is, it clearly starts with a lot of emotion, and it's very physical, and it's very aggressive, and I think with the history of their relationship, and the sex they had, and where they had sex ... Of course, with anything, people can take what they want, and what you see is what you see, and how you interpret it is how you interpret it. But we didn't intend it to be just a rape scene. That has nothing to do with that relationship. I mean, the only thing I want to say is, this guy has one hand. It's just not physically possible to ... I just don't think ... She's a very strong woman. It just couldn't happen. I think the point was more, she didn't want it to be there. She doesn't want to do it there. She's saying, "Not here. Not now."

Please just sit down and shut the fuck up, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.