Maiden by Evgenia Kim

One day I'll have my own library. Until then, I'll just have to draw it into reality.

And if we’re bi Eowyn, as well.

Every new generation of girls at some point as a child or teen must watch Lord of the rings so they can fall in love with Aragorn and Legolas.

Also faramir and Eomer too

How do you think Aliens would react to humans being so cuddly as well as our high body temperature? Like imagine it’s crazy cold and one of the aliens are cold blooded so they’re not doing to well and some humans just scoops them up and acts like a living heater. (I had an older sister that used to put me in her shirt when I was really little when it was winter so I wouldn’t get too cold)

Considering that most of my friends consider me to be their personal heater? I'd definitely say that other intelligent species would react about the same way. If you fall asleep in the ship's common space and wake up covered in your crewmates, I think that'd mostly be on you ESPECIALLY if you already know you run hot.

So probably something like this?

It really was just supposed to be a nap. Well, it really wasn't even supposed to be that, but 30 hours straight on a death world worse than Earth was enough to exhaust anyone to the point they'd accidentally fall asleep. He'd meant to just sit down for a minute and get his thoughts together. What had confused Yalek was that when he woke up, he felt like he was under a weighted blanket, but that would've meant someone carried him to his bunk. That couldn't have been it though, his chest was too cool for him to be under a blanket. Instead when he opened his eyes, he found three of his smaller crewmates curled up on his chest and stomach respectively. The great bear of a man grunted, looking down past the thick red beard as the three little birds woke up.

"You lot a'right?" It chirped something in response and cocked it's head, causing its whole body (which was mostly neck) to shake. Yalek decided it was more trouble than it was worth to get up. He rested his head back and shut his eyes, deciding he could relax until they decided to move. It was risky though. If his crewmates ever found out he applied the same rules to them as he did to sleeping cats, they'd never let him hear the end of it.

I’m in the box 😂 I did the most goblin style laugh and said that.

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

The nerve!!

Does anyone know how to block a subject on here? I come across things mixed into the things I like a lot that I don’t really want to see, but it’s very rarely actually concerning to me. For instance I love a good monster story but couldn’t care less about bts, I don’t want to attack the people who are fans of it, but I also don’t want to see it. Usually I just block the posters but I always get nervous because the block and report buttons are so close, and as I said I don’t want to attack them I couldn’t care less about them and think that if you like something and it’s harmless you should have fun.

@mattxiv

They’re hot

Did someone out there want more pictures of unnamed plauge doctor?

Just reminded me of when I delivered food to a girl and saying “have a nice dite” (night/day) to a girl with rainbow hair I really hope she didn’t think I called her a slur

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

Mine was a small white cat named snowball I miss it my childhood house had a flood and we had to get rid of a lot of things including snowball

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

I’d eat that shit up.

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

I mean if we were to go into detail, the belt kinda makes me think of those rope bracelets where you have a loop that goes over a knot but with metal, the vest looks like it has buttons just fancy looking buttons, from there the shirt looks like any other dress shirt, the pants also have buttons but that opens a flap so I don’t know if you have to untie something or deal with more buttons, then I really don’t know how those boots work but let’s pretend the decorative line that starts at the top and goes to the side is a zipper (easiest way to just write it off)

genuine question for the people who write or read the sexy silco fanfics: how the fuck do you undress this man

ok, take the coat off

how the HELL do you open any of these????

AND THESE BOOTS WHATS GOING ON HERE ARE THESE THINGS INSIDE HIS SOCKS, HIS PANTS OR ANOTHER SECRET SHOE??

HAPPY ROTATION DAY PLUTO, YOU'RE DOING AMAZING

That is disgusting. Name 1 thing that isn’t a necessity. I see soap and diapers and hygiene products and medicine.

The NYPD deleted this tweet, but the fact is they proudly displayed having caught people who took diapers and cough medicine.

Basic. Necessities.

This is not public safety. This is cruelty on display.

Mycena Chlorophos 💚

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