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lettermangolin · 1 year
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The fight for trans rights bringing about an end to the United Kingdom will be extremely funny.
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Oh, I definitely think we're gonna see this again buddy, sorry
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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I can't believe we Goncharov-ed those poor snails
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they are really fuckin these snails up
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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🍋 < blatantly cheating
🦑 < rigged the deck
🐟 < is the conquering king
yhk competitive monopoly for orv secret santa over on twitter!
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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"He'll start twirling the phone cord," they say
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Got a terf in my sideblog and the reply is not worth deigning with a response but the pinned post?
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This? This is a trap. This is concern baiting. Be very sure that shit like this is not in your best interest and does not care about you. The goal of rhetoric like this is conversion.
You’ll be welcomed and asked to ignore transphobia. You will be asked to side with transphobes at the expense of trans women. Eventually, you’ll be asked to see that, hey, maybe you transitioned to escape how terrible it is to be a woman?
This may seem obviously a trap but I see people every day buy into this. People like this do not care about you! They want to “rescue” you and don’t let them convince you otherwise.
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Y'all this would do rounds at 2008's Livejournal
merry yaoimas. i hope you all get glomped by the seme you love the most, or glomp the uke you prefer above all others
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Incredibly based Barbados. Do it.
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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merry christmas all hail shark jesus
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Android girls femdom is an untapped gold mine for smut
“Do not fist android girls” ok well did any of you try kissing her cheek first? Stroking her hair? Going down on her? Maybe if you weren’t so eager to rearrange her gears on the first date, you’d still have two hands.
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Red flags in women:
- thinking only men are capable of abuse
- thinking that rape is something only men are capable of
- thinking trans men are actually just lesbians in denial and need to be shown it’s okay to be a lesbian
- thinking trans men are gender traitors
- insert every red flag that has nothing to do with gender here
- accusing people of misogyny every time they call out the ways she’s bigoted towards a marginalized group she’s not a part of
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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One of my finer talents
Absolutely incredible to discover that sex with your one true love of your life, star crossed lover against all odds may never be as good as the one time you received oral sex at the back of a supermarket from a person whose fever made their tongue feel like a boiled yam on a winter's day
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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I had boiled yam on a snowy day and asked my nurse what the best sex she ever had was.
Turns out that her husband would never compare to the absolute tentacle tongued throat goat at the back of a Tesco
Absolutely incredible to discover that sex with your one true love of your life, star crossed lover against all odds may never be as good as the one time you received oral sex at the back of a supermarket from a person whose fever made their tongue feel like a boiled yam on a winter's day
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lettermangolin · 1 year
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Absolutely incredible to discover that sex with your one true love of your life, star crossed lover, against all odds may never be as good as the one time you received oral sex at the back of a supermarket, from a person whose fever made their tongue feel like a boiled yam on a winter's day
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