Clearly Stretch being a jerk is something I need more of because I’ve been FAR too nice to him.

Another older post of mine. I’m sharing it because I think it’s the first time I dabbled in Underfell Alphys and Undyne. They very quickly became some of my favorite AU characters.

*Wheezes* Yes, you take Underfell. Can I have some fluffy Sans, Papyrus, Undyne and Alphys parenting headcannons? ~Mango

Most certainly, wheezy-bab! I am also very sorry this took so long to get to!I’m basing this whole thing off if the monsters’ partners were human.-ModMaudy

Sans:He’s gonna be that dad that pretends to leave all the major worrying to his partner. But it’s not really that hard to tell that his eyes are constantly on his kids. If they so much as look at an electrical outlet, he’s gone ahead and scooped them up without a second thought. Ain’t no dead babies on his watch. Which is constant… like 24/7. He starts napping a lot less. Of course, when he does nap, he’s got his child snuggled up against him. You should take a picture of it, it’s adorable. Show it to him! He’ll yell at you for it, and then snatch the picture away. But if you catch a glimpse of his wallet after the incident, you’ll see the picture carefully placed inside.Getting the child to sleep is a tiresome job for the both of you. Sans usually tries to dump the task onto you, but if he sees you’re exhausted, he’ll take it over. He’ll grumble until you leave the kid’s bedroom. It’s not that he doesn’t know how to deal with a rowdy kid. He just doesn’t want to. He thought he was done with all this when Papyrus grew out of his bed time stories. He chooses a nice-and-bloody story to read from. Upon seeing the frightened look on the child’s face from the gruesome story, he stops. He has to basically beg the kid not to cry. In the end, he falls asleep on their bed with them, hugging them tightly.If your baby needs diapers, then you’ll be changing them. He never dealt with this, nor does he ever want to. He will let the child sit their in their own stinking filth… until they start to cry. His big brother/father instincts will kick in, and the next thing you know, he’s got baby powder all over the walls and floors, a paper towel wrapped around the child’s waist, and somehow a clean diaper entangled on the child’s head. Yeah… He might be a little more open to learning how to change a diaper after this.Sans is used to stubborn. Feeding a baby Papyrus was not peaches, cream, or anything sweet. The tiny brat would refuse to eat. So when his kid starts doing the same thing, he’s got it covered. He’ll sit with the spoon in front of the kid’s mouth until the kid gives up and takes a bite.Out in public, the kid is practically plastered to his chest at all times. Sans won’t put them down, take his eyes off them, or even let anyone near him when he’s got the kid. If someone is foolish enough to stand too close, they’re in a very dangerous spot.Depending on the kid’s personality, Sans might bond with the child through different tactics. He’s terrified the kid will grow up to hate him, so he’s spent a lot of long hours into the night thinking about how to convince his child to love him.Papyrus:He’ll be that father that’s so protective over their child that the kid won’t be allowed to leave the house at all. And if they do, he forces them to hold onto his hand at all times. He doesn’t care if anyone thinks less of him for taking care of his child. But if they have the gull to say something to him about it, they’ll probably never get the chance to say anything ever again, if you catch my drift. He doesn’t like to hold the child. Not because he doesn’t want to, but because he doesn’t want the child to develop lazy habits like his brother. He wants them to be able to have no problem walking from one side of the house to the other without exerting energy, much less complaining about it. He’s a very involved parent and will offer to take care of them just as much as you do.When it comes to putting the child to sleep, he’ll stand(or sometimes sit) at their bed side and tell them all the risks of not getting a good night’s sleep, including being too tired to defend themselves from attacks and thus being killed. He then assures them that he will prevent the death part. Though, in all reality, if someone were to even look at his child in a threatening way he would attack them on the spot. Eventually he’ll either bore the child to sleep, or scare them until he thinks they will sleep soundly.Diaper what now? That is outlandishly disgusting, human! You’re telling me that this foul goop will secrete from our child on a regular basis?! …. In short, you’re changing the diapers. He does not want to touch anything is association with that gunk. Though when the time comes that he’s the only one around when the diaper is… soiled… He will stare at the child in pure disgust, lift them with his magic and place them in an area where he can… proceed to stare at them more. He really doesn’t want to change that diaper. He doesn’t even want to touch the child right now. In the end, he’ll give in to the look of his child gawking up at them. He swears that you owe him. When you get home, he will quickly hand the now clean baby to you and proceed to go off on a tangent about how the two of you need to teach the child to no longer produce that nasty goop.When the kid is old enough, Papyrus will make it his job to train them. He wants them to become strong enough to defend themselves from other monsters, and then some. You might have to remind him that your kid is still a child, and is also partially human. He needs to be told when he’s going too far, or he might accidentally harm the kid. Of course, if he does, he’ll be reminded of how fragile humans are, and then be much more careful afterwards without needing to be told to calm down.Undyne:Outwardly, she’s a lot calmer a parent than you’d expect. She just kinda watches them, thinking to herself. Inwardly, she’s panicked. How is she gonna keep this loud, squirmy thing alive? In a world like this, babies are very difficult to handle. That’s parenting on top of all the murderous monsters running around. Her final decision is the keep them inside the majority of their childhood. Of course, she lets them go outside, but only under her supervision. And during their outside time, they can’t stray too far from her. If they’re and infant, she straps them to her chest and puts a blanket over them on top of it. She doesn’t really want anyone to know she has a child. She doesn’t want anyone seeing the kid as an easy target, or a way to get back at her for anyone she’s made enemies with. She starts training the kid at an early age. Nothing too rough to begin with– and definitely not as intense as what Papyrus would pack onto them. As they slowly get better, she’ll increase the difficulty of their training until they’re finally fighting head-to-head in a full on spar.Night time is kind of interesting. Those are her work hours. She doesn’t do sentry duty, but she does, however, have to deal with other people. She doesn’t want the kid’s sleep schedule to be screwed up while they’re still growing, so she insists they sleep while she works. But, she also doesn’t want to leave the kid in the house alone. If their partner is there, she’ll ask them to stay up until she gets home from work.Diapers will disgust her. But she’s much more willing to deal with it than the skeleton brothers. She won’t complain about them either unless the kid has a particularly nasty one. If her partner is at home while she’s changing a diaper, she might force you to come help. Like grab the trash can, or toss this out, or hand me that, or would you keep the child from throwing spears at me, please? Thanks. If the child is Undyne’s, there is no doubt they’ll be able to use magic. Even if it’s just a little. She’ll take charge in figuring out what to do with that subject. Most like incoperate it into her training regiment with the kid.Along with training, Undyne will most likely make the kid help her with cooking. They’ll make a lot of… interesting treats for you to enjoy. Be kind and don’t vomit in front of them.

Alphys:Uh… so yeah. This one is a bit scary to keep your children with. She’s insane. As in literally insane. Of course, she’ll love you and the children to absolute pieces, but take that with a grain of salt. Because if not, you’ll probably be taking it with an experimental pill instead. Alphys will be insistent on performing experiments during the pregnancy in order figure out human/monster hybrid babies. And once the children are born, that doesn’t cease. If anything, it gets worse. While she assures you that her experiments won’t harm the children, you still need to tell her “NO!” Because if not, she’ll end up going too far, and will probably damage them. Permanently.Putting the children to sleep is kind of dangerous. When they first start showing signs of restlessness, Alphys will drug them to see the effects it has on them, and also so the two of you can sleep peacefully. When you start catching onto this, she’ll tell you that she THINKS it’s fine, and the percentage chance of it actually harming them was low. Though not totally definable since they’re a hybrid. After this event, she’ll try to do it more discreetly. So be weary of her.Diapers…. She’s too busy for diapers. She’ll probably invent something to take care of that mess so she doesn’t have to. Once she sees you changing the diapers, she’ll ask about it all, then do research on babies in the… field of excreting… She’ll then quickly design something to either alert you to when the baby needs a new diaper, or if she has extra time she’ll create a small bot to change the diaper for you both… And as gross as it sounds, she’s not opposed to taking the excrement and running tests and experiments on it learn what she can. And then she’ll ask you to save some of yours… so she can compare them… Ew…When she has free time, she’ll try to educate the kid in her work, so that one day they might become her apprentice, and/or take over her studies. You’ll need to watch out for this too. If you’re not keeping a close on them, she’ll expose the kid to some seriously messed up stuff.

Can I just say that I fucking love Underfell Undyne and Alphys? At least my HC for them. Undyne is super chill, but totally badass. And Alphys is a complete fucking psycho, insane, lemme-experiment-on-anything-that-moves kinda chick. How the hell did these come from Undertale? Can we just think about that for a minute? Damn, this fandom is incredible.

Because I’ve been gone so long...

I’m gonna share a bit about me, and I’m gonna ask that anyone who sees this post and would like to, would make their own version of it and tag me. I wanna get to know anyone that’s still here or anyone that’s new. :)

How Old Are You? I’m 19. My birthday is April 19th. I started this blog when I was 17. o.o It’s amazing how time flies.

What’s Your Current Job? Nothing currently. But I’ll be needing one soon to pay for college. Last jobs I had for this purpose was being a lab assistant (sounds more glamorous than it really is >.>) and a dishwasher at my college’s buffet. Ick... That job was vile.

What’s a Big Goal You’re Working Towards? Um... really anything.... at all... I’m so fucking lazy and depressed right now that just logging into Tumblr today, answering messages, and posting anything was a HUGE win for me in the past... like... 3 months? 4, maybe? I really want to make a game.. or.. make a comic.. or... really do anything I can be proud of, lol.

What’s Your Aesthetic? Being alone in a dimly (not too dimly) lit living room with a fireplace going, and sitting on the couch with a laptop nearby, a notebook, a good fictional book, and a book to study from, while I do productive and relaxing things. This has never happened ever, but it will forever be my happy place.

Do You Collect Anything? I’m a hoarder. I collect everything.

What're Topics You Always Talk about? ‘Kay, so I’m easily amused. So basically anything. But specifically-fundamentally-and-never-will-I-ever-betray are: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Supernatural, my intense need for magic in this world with my beliefs that religion exists and will never be truly understood by humans, and like... I guess those are my major things. xD

What’s a Pet Peeve of Yours? My own OCD. Apparently, it runs my life and I wasn’t even aware until my last therapy session. Fun times, ya’know?

Good Advice To Give? Where there is love, there shall be hate. The closer you are to God's light, the harder the Devil fights. The Devil will disguise his hatred as self-righteousness and lead those who listen to believe their hatred is justified. Should you ever feel hatred towards another being, or feel as though they are damned, know that God would never tell you to hate your own family nor would he tell you to put them down. To believe that God would wish something damming upon his creation and use you as a conduit to spread that hate is prideful and sinful itself. Don’t spread hate and use God as your scapegoat.

What Are Three Songs You’d Recommend? Housewife Radio by GHOST Lullaby for a Princess by WarpOut Wayward Sons covered by the Supernatural people

Oh my gosh, hello!! You were the first undertale imagines blog I ever followed, and I just now found you again!!

Well hello to you too! What a coincidental-donky! I just came back today! Unless you found me because I posted and it showed up on your wall. That would be less of a coincidence. BUT NO MATTER. IT IS STILL WONDERFUL.

This is where I belong. I wonder if this is what it feels like to be in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! ...?

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

Okay, so I’m rereading all my post on this blog to get back into the mindset of these guys. And I found this at the bottom of my blog. I forgot this existed and I love it. I thought I’d reshare it, lol.

Absolutely Silly Fanfic

I have no idea how this idea was born. And I’m not sure Ella does either. @undertaleimages But I decided it would be cute to write it in the perspective of a child with an idol. It’s not my typical writing style, but I thought that the narrator trying to tell the story from baby Ella’s mind would be hilarious! xD So I’m sorry, Ella. xD I may have just shaved about 10 years off your age. Also, these drawings, doe… :T  Oh well, they were fun to do. xD I’m more a digital art person, so please excuse the crude, quickly drawn doodles. I felt like this fic needed something more than just a lot of words. -ModMaudy

Being as great as the Great Papyrus is nearly impossible. His skill, his innocence, his cunning tactics, and even his height are more than the average person can accomplish on their own. But what makes this toll skeley so gr8? The world may never know! Legends say his awesomeness comes from his ability to turn any bad situation into something full of greatness through the use of his spectacular muscular bony biceps! Other legends say his cooking is what gave him the super powers of the greatest friend!

But Ella knows the truth! She has spent many long nights doing her research. She’s practically an expert in the field of Toll-Skeley-ology! In fact, children, today we will be following her epic adventure as she unravels the mystery of The Great Papyrus and how to become as great as he! It all started one night in Waterfall. Ella found herself face to face with the mystery in question! “Oh, toll one! Tell me of your ways!” She exclaimed, bowing before his greatness. At first the red scarfed skeleton was in shock. He just stared at her with a face of utter confusion, before he suddenly realized what was happening. “HELLO, HUMAN!” He said excitedly, waving at the silly girl. He then placed one hand on his hip, and the other on his chest with confidence! “THOUGH I AM PLEASED YOU HAVE HEARD OF MY GREATNESS, THERE IS NO NEED TO BOW!” He offered his hand to Ella, wanting to help her stand up right like proper humans do! Ella took the hand that radiated greatness! How could she not? It was The Great Papyrus’s hand, after all! Ella studied the hand of greatness, not letting go until Papyrus slowly pulled his hand away, awkwardly chuckling. “Nyeh… heh.. heh… SO, HUMAN! WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN TO THE UNDERGROUND?” Ella stared in awe at the awesomeness that stood before her. She lifted her arm up and pointed at his wonderful face. Papyrus blinked, then clapped his hands onto his face, “ME?! REALLY?! WOWIE! YOU’VE TRAVELED SO FAR JUST TO SEE A HUMBLE SKELETON?!” Papyrus had tears in eyes. He was so touched, that he invited the tiny human to his home for dinner. The Underground had long since been opened up after the barrier was broken. Monsters and humans could travel freely through. Ella knew this. And she just KNEW that The Great Papyrus was a key factor to this inter-species connection! Someone as great as him must be connected to everything!

Ella awkwardly stumbled after the red scarfed boi, who marched off towards his home. Upon reaching the shelter of the Great Papyrus, Ella threw her arms up in wonder, praising the structure! Of course only a magnificent place like this could shelter a boi like that! “Human? W-what are you doing? Are your arm things broken?” Papyrus was a little quieter than usual, a bit weirded out by his new companion. Ella looked to him and said, “I KNEW YOU LIVED IN A WONDERFUL DOMICILE! BUT I DID NOT EXPECT FOR IT TO BE THIS GREAT!” Papyrus laughed a proud laugh and began to explain that, of course, he, Papyrus The Oh-So-Outstandingly-Great would take up residence in an abode such as this. It was then that a smaller skeleton appeared beside the larger one. “hey, pap.” He lazily said. Papyrus jumped what seemed like 10 feet. “AHHH-SAAAAANS! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I AM ABOUT TO GIVE A TOUR OF OUR BEAUTIFUL ARCHITECTURE TO A GUEST?!” Sans slowly moved his eyes to Ella without moving his head in the slightest.

Ella.exe shut down. If that wasn’t the cutest skele-bambino-looking-boi she’d ever seen, she didn’t know what was. Though… to be fair, it was probably the only skele-bambino-looking-boi she’s ever seen. Sans looked up to Papyrus and mumbled, “Uh… is your friend okay?” Papyrus gave Sans this look, as if to say “I have no idea.” Papyrus then reached forward and waved a hand in front of the human’s face. “Uh… Human? Human, are you alright?” Ella let out a high pitched squeak then laughed. Both Sans and Papyrus were very confused and concerned for this silly child. Ella spent a long while with the two skelebros, slowly making them more and more confused about what the meaning of life was. Finally Ella stood beside Papyrus, having shut down once again before asking Sans to take a picture of her with The Great Papyrus. Sans backed up as he held the camera. Then he backed up a bit more… and then a bit more… “uh, pap.” He said, “you’re a bit to tall.”

It struck Ella in the head. What struck her? THE ANSWER, OF COURSE! THE REASON WHY PAPYRUS WAS SO GREAT! IT WAS HIS HEIGHT! Ella raised her hand and waited to be called on. Sans stifled a laugh and decided to play along, “yeah, kiddo?” Ella lowered her hand, “He can’t fit in the picture because his power is too strong!” Sans and Papyrus both raised an eye ridge, “wut” “What?” Ella reached up to Papyrus, tugging on his shirt. He knelt down to her level, “OH! EXCELLENT IDEA, HUMAN! IF I AM AT YOUR LEVEL, THEN WE CAN TAKE THE PHOTO WITHOUT EITHER OF US BEING CUT OUT OF THE FRAME!” Ella shook her head. Papyrus blinked… somehow. Ella ran up to Sans and whispered her plan to the tiny skeleton. She had a reboot on hand in case the tiny blue hooded bab fried her circuits. Sans grinned, and held back a laugh, “alright. if you say so, kiddo.” Papyrus was confused, and little upset about not being told whatever secret his new awkward human friend had thought of. But he didn’t have time to dwell on it because he was suddenly being lifted into the air by Sans. “SANS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BROTHER?! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!” He felt his legs detach, and he squeaked. It didn’t hurt or anything. Just startled him. “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! SAAAAAANS!” Sans was laughing as he removed the legs from the boots and placed Pap’s torso on top of the boots. Papyrus now understood. He crossed his arms and he huffed, “That is very UNFUNNY, SANS!” Sans shrugged, “eh. thought it was time i took you down a notch.” “NO! DO NOT SAY SUCH HORRIBLE PUNS WHEN I CAN NOT RUN AWAY!” Sans began to laugh harder, “you can’t run away from your problems, bro!” Papyrus flailed his arms in anger. Sans shakily held up the camera, trying ridiculously hard not to laugh so much that he messed up the picture. Ella rushed over to her now much shorter friend and posed. Papyrus pouted the whole time.

And that children is the story of The Great Papyrus! There is no becoming as great as him! However, with enough wit and charm, you can temporarily put a facade of equal measures up!

Ciao, darlings~

(It’s all good, friend! I’ve just been gone, lol. Also... how did you fall asleep on someone’s butt?)

Swapfell Sans:

Confused. And most likely pissed. I mean what the fuck kind of joke is that? He’s honestly offended. He’s certain you’re telling the joke in front of him in order to make him jealous so that he will come to you and confess. That must be it. Why else would you talk about someone’s butt and not his? Unless you are talking about his butt, and he’s just not present when you do. In that case, he understands your joke. You’re just shy and want to confess to him. However, you aren’t terrific at social cues like he is. So you don’t know that this “joke” is the wrong way to tell him that you are head-over-heels-completely-and-totally-in-love with him. But don’t worry. He is prepared to prove to you that you can tell him. By talking about sleeping on other people’s butts in front of you. That will show you!

Swapfell Papyrus:

Panic. Pure panic. Then depression. Oh dear... He knew it was too good to be true. This crush, he means. You’re obviously in love with this friend of yours. Like... why would he even think he had a chance. Damn..! You won’t see him for a while after this, because he’s now avoiding you in order to save his emotions. On top of that, he’s convinced you may have known about his crush on you and decided that you were going to hint that you didn’t like him with this. He’s also spending this time trying to convince Sans not to attack you.

Underswap Sans:

Stop! What are you doing?! That’s inappropriate! You shouldn’t be discussing.... b-bottoms! He’s mortified. But that doesn’t make him like you any less. He also isn’t too discrete about his crush on you. You’re more than likely are aware. You are also more than likely aware of his disapproval of the joke by his polite-repulsion every time you make the inside joke. Rather than feeling offended about this joke being told to another person, he’s more concerned about the joke itself. He has more than enough self-confidence to assure himself that, while the joke is highly disagreeable, this inside joke is told with innocent intentions.

Underswap Papyrus:

Uh... Wat. I mean... okay? Heh... He doesn’t mind the joke, he says. It’s all in good fun. And he doesn’t mind that it’s a joke with a friend. No, really, he’s not jealous. It’s more just... uncomfortable. He says absolutely nothing, however. He’ll be damned if he spoils the fun. He’ll just have to make some inside jokes with you too.

Puppy reminds me of Charlie Brown in that picture. Just his stance is perfectly Charlie. .....CharlieTale.

....

why do i do this?

I’d imagine he would be exhausted. As much as he loves his brother, Blue isn’t the easiest munchkin to deal with. You know the “Terrible Twos” parents all speak of like it’s a horror movie? Blue invented it. Every time Stretch turned around, Blue was either crawling up someone’s leg or standing on top of a building. Guy smokes for a reason.

Answering Asks Again

I’m going to be answering asks and adding them to my queue. If you’ve got one, go ahead and throw it in there. I’ve got 73 to get through, so we’ll be here for a while, lol. I missed this.

I hate finishing my work because this is usually the difference in appearance from the sketch to the finished line work. >.>

.....10 of these?

I FIGURED IT OUT, NEVERMIND!

shit how do ques work again

shit how do ques work again

I’m Back Baby!

Hey, guys. For those of you that still remember me, lol. ^^’ I’m sorry for my... confusion and then my absence. I was having some identity issues. Not that I’m not still having them, but... Eh. I’m trying to sort myself out, and Tumblr was the most helpful thing I’d found back when I had my first identity crisis. So I figured it was healthy for me to come back. And preferably stay. I know a lot of great people here and I miss you all. This is mostly me rambling just to say I have returned.

Some of you have been wondering where I’ve been. Just.. these....

I’ve been on MovieStarPlanet. It’s a game/website that I’ve been a part of for a long time. Took a long break from it because of some... stress issues. But eventually the stress of not being there became greater than the pain I had before that. So... I went back. And honestly, I feel a lot better. I was really depressed without it. It’s like a part of my soul, I guess. xD Anyway! If any of you want to hang out with me on MSP, my username is John Ace Brown.