The Vampire Armand walked so Sasori of the Red Sand could run

but did i lie

I really hate to break it to y’all but Armand and Lestat are literally a kismesis

Lestat de Lioncourt - listen.

I’m Gentleman Death in silk and lace, come to put out the candles. The canker in the heart of the rose.

Hi my name is Lestate De Lioncourt and I have long curly, white hair (that’s how I got my name) that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Edward Cullen (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dracula but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I live in France where I live in a mansion (I’m hundred of years old). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black tailcoat, a red vest, with a white undershirt and black suit pants and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the mansion. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Claudia stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.

i miss auvergne……

““Armand is still about, the lovely five-hundred-year-old boy-faced ancient who once ruled the Theatre des Vampires, and before that coven of devil worshiping blood drinkers who lived beneath the Paris Cemetery, Les Innocents. Armand, I hope, will always be around.”

— Lestat (The Tale of the Body Thief)

lestat de lioncourt stimboard!!

lestat de lioncourt sketch

Wait you’re trying to tell me that there are people out there that believe Lestat isn’t Bisexual & doesn’t fall in love with everyone he meets???

Gabrielle introducing Lestat:

*lestat’s voice* one happy family. . . . Ref pic by @mapleleauf

Nicki: this is the worst day ever.

Lestat: why, cause you lost your hands?

Nicki: no, cause it’s a little humid…

Nicki: YES, BECAUSE I LOST MY HANDS!

Children yelling: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

“We have food at home”: Louis, Pandora, David, Maharet

*Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves*: Armand, Marius, Gabrielle, Nicolas, Claudia

“McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!”: Lestat, Daniel, Jesse

bastard man

louis and lestat are both bottoms which is why their relationship is so dysfunctional and that’s the 🍵

thank you victor very cool

hello tvc tumblr here’s my comic summary of the vampire lestat’s plot. armand won’t pee on lestat and nikki isn’t standing for it