lesboygamzee
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do they even like homestuck . i hate reddit because it forces me to look at strangers stupid opinions instead of just my mutuals stupid opinions
everyone on every homestuck subreddit is so fucking stupid
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everyone on every homestuck subreddit is so fucking stupid
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#people voting kanaya dont understand her like id do . the only reason dhe isnt the image of the guy with the baby duct taped to the wall is#bc she thinks its unsightly . like shed keep it alive but i dont think she could stand looking afyer 1 on her own#karkat i get a bit moew . but im goign aradia with feferi in 2nd place#aradia is Weird but the main risk is if thw kid is asking questions about death she migjt go a bit too in depth#but itll live . fef3ri i feel would get impatient but thats not a huuuuge risk#i get the vote for tavros but she doesnt really have the Awareness also she wouldnt know how to handle anything but a kids basic needs#if it starts crying she freaks out
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JADE: hello!
JADE: ummmmmm
JADE: jade?
JADE: can you talk?
JADESPRITE: i…
Well, this is a first, isn't it?
A Dream Self is never meant to converse with its realsona. After all, there's only supposed to be one person in the equation. For hundreds of pages, I've been wondering what would happen if one was prototyped - and the answer seems to be that the Jade equation now contains two souls, not one. They're two independent incarnations of Jade, coexisting in the same space for the first time ever.
How similar are they, I wonder? Presumably Jadesprite's memory cuts off after the end of Descend, so she's essentially a version of Jade from hours in the past. From now on, they'll continue to diverge from each other as they experience different lives. Just like with Dave and Davesprite, these girls are now siblings, not 'sonas.
JADESPRITE: what did you do…
...uh oh.
In all my excitement, I forgot about a rather important facet of this situation.
JADESPRITE: WHAT DID YOU DO??????
Jadesprite's a First Guardian now.
This isn't something any human is prepared to handle. It's godhood, but not the safe, Sburb-approved kind that comes from a Quest Bed. It's raw, unfiltered power, knowledge beyond comprehension, and absolute control of distance itself.
What does that do to a person?
We've been playing fast and loose with Sburb's rules for too long.
Eventually, we were bound to cross a couple of wires that should never have been allowed to touch.
Looks like Gamzee's getting bored. At least we know he survives until the end of the countdown...
...wait. That's not paint, is it? That's Gamzee's blood.
What the hell's going on in the future?
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funny when people say ' john/june ' or ' j egbert ' or just egbert and then he/him them and call thrm a boy for the entire rest of the post . like my guy yoi can just say john
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it’s actually “bore witness to” not “beared witness to”
well thats stupid . a bore is this 🐗
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kanaya fact is she enjoys observing & gossiping about various occurrences
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theyre her specimens
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my karkat kanaya gamzee dynamic us sooo fucking good its not even funny
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tavros is usually regarded as one of the more normal characters but thats wrong . she isnt like the weirdest guy out there either though obviously we have jake english for that . but like . tavros clearly thinks in a way and interacts with people in a way that makes it kind of clear theres something Off . not in a Oughhh shes fucked up shes insane heres my crazy fan theory about how fucked up she is way but shes just an odd person a strange individual a particularly weird girl . shes like in the perfect middleground between normal and freak less so bc shes like genuinely exactly in the middle Universally but bc shes definitely significantly weirder on alternia than she is by human standards but shes still weirdly normal / weirdly off . whats her problem . she also talks like shes making everything she says up but i think shes just autistic
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if anyone wants to buy me funger termina for a cleaned + coloured sketch or something dm meee smiles awesomely
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im sure hussie will have new pages up soon, he's historically been very good about never having giant pauses in this comics. he's probably just dealing with whatever prompt got given to him in the commands thread.
that's really good to know thank you!! i know authors have lives and all but i would be so sad if i had to go months at a time without any new pages 😨
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GT: Isnt dirk kind of like your dad?
TT: No.
TT: You're thinking of Alan Turing.
GT: I don't know who that is.
TT: Can this conversation stop being terrible?
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in my defense theyre all fucking stupid
i keep arguing with r/homestuck members is it over for me
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