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lesbianhufflepuff · 4 years
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Wait those English bastards in Harry Potter were allowed to keep tawny owls as pets right??? AND BRING THEM INTO IRELAND??????????
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lesbianhufflepuff · 4 years
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It has happened.
I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
Will provide updates
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lesbianhufflepuff · 4 years
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me thinking abt trans lesbians:
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lesbianhufflepuff · 4 years
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happy tdov but this is applicable every day <33
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lesbianhufflepuff · 4 years
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harry potter print :)
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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Quidditch practice with 💕Linny💕
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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I was thinking this weekend about how awkward it was that Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them insists that Americans call muggles “no-maj.” First off, it just doesn’t sound like an abbreviation we’d use, and it sounds even worse in plural. But I finally realized the more important point: it’s too direct. Especially for the time period, Americans would never have been that straightforward in talking about a topic that sensitive. And so I would like to submit, in the spirit of early twentieth-century slang, a list of possible euphemisms we may have used for muggles:
He washes his dishes with a cloth.
He pays in nickels and dimes.
He rides the trolley to work. 
He takes his boots to the cobbler.
He’s grateful for Mr. Edison.
He’s one of Grisham’s boys. (here imagining that Grisham was a prominent wizard who famously fathered no magic children)
He dances on the ground.
He writes with a pen.
He’s fond of a two-piece suit.
He’s more King Arthur than Merlin.
He’s got to wind his pocket watch.
He gets his wax from bees.
His wife darns his socks.
He treats his ailments with tonics.
His portraits stay put.
His broom is only for sweeping.
I’m having a little too much fun with this, so if you have any to add, please send them over.
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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I live for the AU in which all theTriwizard Champions are alive and happy🙏🙏🙏
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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At first I just wanted to draw Ron but then Harry and Hermione tagged along.
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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consider: hooch and mcgonnagall but wives
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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Ron Weasley: Any questions?
Harry Potter: Yes. Did you miss me?
Harry Potter: Quick follow up: did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking at it too?
Ron Weasley:
Ron Weasley: Yes.
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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Studying for OWLs (or not)
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Happy family of Sirius, Remus and Harry requested by @j000000 🧡🧡🧡
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lesbianhufflepuff · 5 years
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one of the v. important things the movies missed about ron is just like, how down to fight he was at all times. like not even duel just he was always ready to physically beat the shit out of people who insulted his family or friends and WOULD if no one stopped him.
there are so many points in the books where its just casually dropped in ‘and so Harry and/or Hermione had to physically restrain Ron’ usually from Malfoy but if Harry or Hermione weren’t paying attention it became ‘and so Ron punched Malfoy in the face’. 
Like, Ron cursing Malfoy for calling Hermione Mudblood wasnt just a one off thing like every time he did that in the future when Ron was there it was like ‘ron had to be stopped from ending Malfoy’s life’ just thrown in there. Same for any other severe insults.
My absolute favorite instance of this is in the first book when they’re just watching a Quidditch game and Malfoy just starts bothering Ron and Hermione during it and is finally like ‘man its pretty funny how the Gryffindor quidditch team is recruited based on pity like y’know Potter has no parents, Weasley’s brothers have no money they should include Longbottom for having no brains” and Ron just flings himself at Malfoy and starts punching him and rolling around under the bleachers and Neville is like “uh shit i guess i better fight CRABBE AND GOYLE BOTH AT ONCE so they don’t go after him” (very underrated moment of courage from Neville he knew he had no chance but he just went for it honestly almost more impressive than confronting Voldemort in book 7)
and they’re just fighting for like twenty minutes and Hermione doesn’t even notice because she was so focused on tuning Malfoy out and watching the game and when its over she looks around like “where’d ron go” and then later its mentioned “Harry sees Ron and his face is covered in blood and he’s like “GOOD JOB WINNING THE GAME HARRY I GAVE MALFOY A BLACK EYE SO WE BOTH DID GREAT THINGS TONIGHT oh btw i have detention for a week and neville’s unconcious but they say he’ll be fine”.
Ron is ride or die and will fight u for $0 y’all 
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