Forced my slave (older brother) to take my confections (banana bread) out of the hot box (oven)

In my wible (wonky bible) Caius hates Zeus with a passion. Like he can and will cook the and eat the fucker. It doesn't matter that they're technically brothers, Caius refuses to claim Zeus as his sibling and actively tries to kill him whenever he has the chance. Not only that but he's technically the god and the demon of the skies and weather so he's basically "better" Zeus.

I hope whoever is running this account the best of luck and I hope your favorite drink is always in your fridge, that your phone charger and headphones always work, that you never stub your toe on anything, and that you pass every class.

got so hungry in class i started drawing sandwiches

How furries communicate

Dude, your ghost is trapped in my fridge now

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IM SORRY I FORGOT I DIDN'T TELL YOU I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU WITH LORE

Caius, all of his 6 foot 8 inches glory, would pick up and throw Simon if Julien asked him to pass the salt. And if Julien asked to pass the sugar (he puts salt in his coffee and sugar in his tequila), Caius would pick up and gently hand over Dusty. There is no doubt about it. The dumbass platinum blonde would hand his boyfriend over so gingerly that you'd think he was the holy grail.

Hot take but I want Andrew Tate to come to Tumblr just so he can be cyberbullied how he cyber bullies people but the people who are bullying him are just. Gaud. And Pukicho. Slimetony. One time I dreamt. Literally anyone honestly. I just want him to come here so he can get his shit handed back to him. Like get his ass here and watch as 40 people call him goldfish because that's what he looks like. And not the cute kind either. Or they'll send him a supernatural gif and tell him to go fuck himself like?????

Dough

Ough

Isn't this just the plot of "Ready or Not"

love to see a wedding dress in a horror/action movie. that thing is gonna end up soaked in so many people's blood

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

What the fuck

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Caius, all of his 6 foot 8 inches glory, would pick up and throw Simon if Julien asked him to pass the salt. And if Julien asked to pass the sugar (he puts salt in his coffee and sugar in his tequila), Caius would pick up and gently hand over Dusty. There is no doubt about it. The dumbass platinum blonde would hand his boyfriend over so gingerly that you'd think he was the holy grail.

Julien would 100% fuck with him. Like the other neighbors would see Julien and see this dude with no face just a completely blank slate and Simon would just be having a normal conversation with the dumbass

I got so so so many characters and creatures in my head with their little stories and adventures. I wanna squeeze em and make their eyes pop out like those stress toys

Pov: Simon being a door man but he hallucinates and opens the door for no one

I got so so so many characters and creatures in my head with their little stories and adventures. I wanna squeeze em and make their eyes pop out like those stress toys

which is the best??

I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE

Me and my partner were just talking about Pokemon gaud

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