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lazlo-woodbine 2 days
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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lazlo-woodbine 3 days
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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sheep girlfriends. ewefriends if you will
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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car
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lazlo-woodbine 4 days
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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lazlo-woodbine 5 days
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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman
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come on man
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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lazlo-woodbine 6 days
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Husky happenings #2: Brain Rot
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happy tonta tuesday !
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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
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lazlo-woodbine 6 days
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
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lazlo-woodbine 7 days
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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc
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she thinks everything a fucking joke
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