“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

I hate this man I hate this man I hate this man I hate this man I hate this man I hate this man

My father keeps trying to make me get into like AI or engineering or computer science like I’m not doing that & if you keep talking to me about it I’m going to kill myself I’m not even fucking joking I don’t need this today

Is it bad etiquette to kill yourself without a suicide note

I genuinely do think that was my last straw guys like actually

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

I MISSED MY GUIDANCE APPOINTMENT

I am not gonna make it.

do i like talk too much about stuff that worries me and it bores people to the point they get curt & dismissive/ignore it. is that it

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

Play my game

I love talking to Jay bc I’ll be like "this is a worry I have that’s been eating away at me for a while" and she’ll be like "it's fine" then move on and I’m like Damn okay.

my five year plan? sit in the sun as long as possible. take millions of pictures of sunset. smile more :) hold doors open for people. take a selfie with a penguin. read 237362808 books watch 33563737 movies. be brave & be strong. befriend the neighborhood kids and tell them stories. dont worry about falling in love. FOLLOW JOY.

so many queer ppl will be like "deviating from social norms is part of who we are" and then gleefully participate in fatphobia/diet culture and nearly make being skinny an entire ideology and identity

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

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