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Ralsei: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.
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Frisk: We all have our demons.
Frisk, grabbing Chara: This one’s mine.
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Kris: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Chara: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Frisk: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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*Squad is playing Among Us*
Noelle: I believe Kris is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Susie, what were you doing?
Susie: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!
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Susie: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Berdly: *raises hand*
Kris: *puts his hand down*
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Susie: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Kris: …
Susie: …I get confused sometimes.
Kris: Me too.
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Lancer: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Berdly: No.
Lancer: Okay.
Berdly:
Berdly: Do you smell smoke?
Lancer: The secret is that the house is on fire.
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Swap: Why would you do that?
Dream: Because I feel guilty.
Ink: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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Ink: I desire moisture.
Dream: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Killer: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Dust: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Horror, deer!"
Killer: ...And what did Horror do?
Dust: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
#incorrect quotes#utmv#killer sans#killer!sans#dust sans#dust!sans#horror sans#horror!sans#horrordust
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Error: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Nightmare: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Cross and I are dating.
Cross, Horror, Killer, and Dust: *gasp*
Nightmare: Cross, why are you surprised?!
#incorrect quotes#utmv#killer sans#killer!sans#cross sans#cross!sans#dust sans#dust!sans#horror sans#horror!sans#Nightmare sans#nightmare!sans#crossmare#bad sanses
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Sans: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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Please do not interact with me if you are a proshipper
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Alphys: Bad news—Mettaton locked themself outside of his own house.
Alphys: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Alphys: Bad news—Papyrus finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute people.
Alphys: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it.
Alphys: Bad news—it was Undyne, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
#incorrect quotes#undertale#Mettaton#mettaton undertale#undyne undertale#undyne#papyrus undertale#papyrus#Alphys#Alphys undertale#alphyne
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Chara, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Asriel, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Frisk, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Monster Kid, appalled: Call the exorcist.
#incorrect quotes#undertale#frisk dreemurr#frisk undertale#asriel undertale#asriel dreemurr#chara dreemurr#chara undertale#monster kid#monster kid undertale
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Reaper: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Ink?
Ink: Error, easily.
Error, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Ink: Well, Geno would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.
Geno, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
#incorrect quotes#utmv#ink!sans#ink sans#error!sans#error sans#reaper!sans#reaper sans#geno!sans#geno sans
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