ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him
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me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down
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his eyes were coke zero brown
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lovable dumbass couple #1 and lovable dumbass couple #2
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His trauma hair and bitchy attitude have bewitched me body and soul
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He may be pathetic but she loves him anyway
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Perc'ahlia my beloved
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An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see
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I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
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heartbreaking: none of artist's other songs are as much of a banger as the song I discovered the artist by
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