somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible

period

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

Menelaus: Helen, why are you not dressed? Helen: Uhm, because I have nothing to wear? Menelaus, looking through the closet: You have three dresses, two pairs of pants, a hoodie- hi, Paris- a skirt, and three shirts.

des résidus de l’aure,

pastels

I am so enthusiastically obsessed with the idea of Julie and the phantoms s2, but I need them to understand that the best (only) way to do that is to pretend that the last 4 years didn't happen. no time jump, no recastings (if they can help it), no explanation on why Carlos was 9, but now he's 14, none. just simply pretend s2 came out right away. give me one. "Wow, you grew fast since dinner." "yea I ate my veggies," and then simply move on. it would be perfectly comedic and simply nothing would be better

Calypso: Your eyes are red. Are you high? Odysseus:*imitating Calypso* "ArE YoU HiGH?" Odysseus: No, bitch. I've been crying. Calypso: Oh.

✨IN EVERY UNIVERSE✨

- Sirius wants a dog 🫠

Tumblr, what are you trying to tell me this morning? Is it the day of the bread-loving thief, Jean Valjean?

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

and when i’m scared i won’t get through, i know i’ll find the good things too.