korohpu
A SMALL STAGE IN A VAST COSMIC ARENA
Geek. Stoic. Aspiring Astronomer. Humanist. Genderqueer. BIONICLE + MLP fan. Interests: Science, Religion/Atheism, Philosophy, Epistemology, Morality, Humanity.
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“The Storyteller” / Onewa tells the tale of Pohatu and the Nui-Jaga to a group of Po-Koronans out under the stars
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Early Bionicle becomes kinda weird when you realize it’s the story of a guy’s braincells hanging around on his face while he’s in a coma.
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Teridax: I have your friend
Onua: Which one, I have five
Teridax: The loud annoying one who never shuts up
Onua: Which one, I have three
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Akamai Za, Locust of Pestilence and commander of the Bohrok hives.
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there is no bionicle canon
comics? not canon
games? not canon
movies? not canon
sets? not canon
there’s zilch, none of it is canon
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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
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The Turaga Movie Designs, Ranked
#6 Matau
Weirdly the most human looking mask but rendered without any kind of expression. They didn't even give him eyebrows. Looks like he overdid the botox and sends him straight into uncanny valley territory. I get that he doesn't get any speaking lines and has barely any screentime, but contrasted with the amount of care put into his Matoran form it's a bit of a sad effort. The gold highlights are a nice idea in theory that link to his Toa form, but the blend of gold and grey gives him a weirdly discoloured look. 2/10
#5 Whenua
Eh. Not a lot of personality coming through here. His mask is basically identical to the Ruru wearing Matoran. Just Some Guy really. 3/10
#4 Nokama
She at least has facial expressions. Her mask was one of the simpler designs in set form but they've stripped it of all detail- maybe the designers thought the curved lines on the cheeks made her look too old or unfeminine? Eh. Some personality, but still a little bland. Don't look too closely at the body armour. 5/10
#3 Onewa
Now we're getting somewhere. Most of the details of his mask have been kept, and I like how the ridges above the eyes became Big Craggy Eyebrows. Manages to avoid the uncanny valley that Matau fell into. Has personality but not too ostentatious. Fits the character pretty well 7/10
#2 Vakama
Yeah, he's the Main Guy out of the Turaga so naturally he got more attention to detail. We make fun of his big monobrow but it really helps sell the character, as does his long pharoah beard. He has the vent covering his mouth but they still managed to make it expressive. The stylized fire staff is nice too. Forehead's a little tall but that's really my only gripe. 9/10
#1 Nuju
Looks like a horrid little owl man. Strong gargoyle energy. Has one expression and it's Thinking About Murder All Day. Character designers understood the assignment exactly. Mata Nui's perfect creature 1000/10
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Nuparu is the biggest war criminal in all of fiction!
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#bionicle#even if unicron is larger and more powerful#mata nui is known to defeat larger opponents by 360-noscoping them with a moon#so
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okay okay OKAY IM GOING TO LOSE IT OVER THIS
1. TAKUA WAS VAKAMA’S NEIGHBOR/FRIEND??? this adds SO much intrigue to Vakama’s later understanding of his differences and problems fitting in? was he ever tempted to tell Takua on Mata Nui when he saw him struggling? but how would he even understand? did he wonder if it was some side effect of what he’s been through?
2. JALLER WAS HIS FRIEND TOO?? again, this opens so many questions about how they choose to relate to the matoran later. These were their friends, their equals, they gave up their lives as toa to save them, so then they dedicate their lives to being their mentors and guides while letting them forget them completely? it’s so messed up?
3. ‘Work? That thing you do all day? That thing Takua is apparently allergic to?’ hA
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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This story went and said the woman is 5'1" (155cm) and then referenced her "long legs" in the next sentence. How you gonna have long legs if you're only 5'1"? Is she just legs and a head?
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