My latest Bionicle inspired tarot design! Uhhhhh yeah. Not sure what else to say about this one. I'm sorry? You're welcome?

Early Bionicle becomes kinda weird when you realize it’s the story of a guy’s braincells hanging around on his face while he’s in a coma.

I imagine a more-organic version of Gadunka would look like a Dunkleosteus head with crustacean-like limbs.

Nuparu is the biggest war criminal in all of fiction!

Do you guys think Hafu and Taipu ever just swap masks and pretend to be each other? Like they get fed up with being confused for one another and just roll with it to troll everyone?

Or maybe everyone else is ‘confusing’ them on purpose and it’s all a bit to keep riling them up. It has been 1000 years after all, you’d think they would have learned to tell them apart by now?

Bonus: everyone figures out pretty quickly when Hafu and Taipu have swapped themselves because Po-Wahi is bright and Taipu can’t stop squinting.

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

He shot up to his full height then, taking me with him- and for a split second, that glint of venomous green shone in his eyes again, and I had to fight with every urge in my body to not inhale sharply in anticipation and shock as I felt his warm breath against my face, his mouth just shy of the corner of my lips. “Do you really want this?”

I was in too much of a state of heightened sense to nod, let alone function properly, even though my brain wanted to scream out, “Yes, you absolutely handsome yet idiotic Toa, I want this so badly, I’ve wanted this since we stopped Makuta together and I had to force myself not to do it first, I don’t give a shit that we’re Hordika and that this is probably the so-called “inner beast” taking over our better judgement, I don’t care, kiss me already, please,” and despite me not answering him immediately, he continued.

“If I do this,” he muttered lowly, the hand that was over my heart slowly, agonizingly slowly, trailed up my chest, to my shoulder, my neck, then back down to graze his fingers over the glowing stone again. “I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself.” He looked up at me properly again, pupils dilated, gaze so intense and heavy that I could feel it in my bones. His face was an inch away from mine and he raised his other hand up to cup my cheek, fingers pressing into my skin. “I won’t be able to stop.”

My forehead rested against his own. Less than an inch, now, and with one final push, I grazed my fingers against his shoulder, eyes lidded, and lips parted in waiting.

“...Then don’t.”

And with that, my back was slammed harshly against the wall and Vakama crushed his mouth to mine in a passionate, searing kiss, metallic lips stealing away the remaining air that left my lungs as he dug his fingers into my waist and cast aside any last fears or cares he had- he wanted all of me, and I was his to claim, willingly and whole. The grip I had on his shoulders tightened until my knuckles practically turned white and I kissed him back with such ferocity and hunger that I could feel the air around us, heavy and thick with carnal urges and desires, and it threatened to completely consume me and swallow me whole.

But I didn’t give a single damn in the world. -- I may not be a solely/mainly self-ship blog anymore but that doesn't mean for one second that I won't gush nonstop about Bionicle (and by extension Vakama who is still one of the loves of my fucking life). This comic-style page I got commissioned of one of the pivotal moments from Chapter Two of my fanfic, A Distant Spark, is probably one of my favorite things ever- I absolutely screamed when I got the finished thing back. <3 (Art is by @MadProjectArt on Twitter/X!)

Whenua Metru + text posts/tweets

While on google looking for something unrelated...

I came across this picture with matoran writing chiseled into a stone.

Curious I went ahead and deciphered it and....I think this might be a souvenir stand on the docks of Po-wahi (basically city outskirts) cause the writing on the stone says:

I spent all evening assembling these!

Don't mind me, just thinking about how Vakama created the G1 Mask of Time and also had the powers of the G2 Mask of Time as an innate ability, and what the heck that might mean.

And also about how Kapura's innate ability seems to work suspiciously similarly to the G1 Mask of Time and how that plays into all this.

I don't know how to draw it, but I wanna draw a picture of Bumblebee holding either Vakama or Takua like

So apparently Matoro's power as a Toa Mahri is Zombie Army

Sorry, I know this is horrific but it's kinda funny that this Franchise went like "hey you want to see the nicest character have an evil power as part of his endless suffering arc? No? Too bad!"

For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games project

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one of the tragedies of bionicle is how consistently it would throw in little mysteries and then completely fail the landing. tahtorak shows up demanding "give me the answer" to a question no one knows but the question was just "how the fuck did i get here"

i am SO NORMAL about lego bionicle