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I've made a new blog!

Follow me here if you still want to see me around if not that's also cool I guess but I'll be here now!

I've made a new blog!

Follow me here if you still want to see me around if not that's also cool I guess but I'll be here now!

I've made a new blog!

Follow me here if you still want to see me around if not that's also cool I guess but I'll be here now!

I've made a new blog!

Follow me here if you still want to see me around if not that's also cool I guess but I'll be here now!

Peak gender expression is when you're called both sir and shawty by two different customers within five minutes of each other

I’m sorry but the one hill I will die a thousand deaths on is the Minecraft glare. every time I see an allay I feel so bitter. fucking useless little fairy WE COULDVE HAD IT ALLLL

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

OH MY GAMMIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

Whimpering at the club #scared

Some adults that are into animation geared towards children really sound like “man this new episode of Learn Colours and Shapes with Blimbo was really mediocre and can we talk about how abusive it was that Shrimpy literally gaslighted Blimbo on the playground? 🙄”

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace