fic: pushing right out your seams – part of the beast won’t go to sleep ‘verse (bp!blaine/collegeroommate!klaine) 

Warnings/Kinks: mild exhibitionism, masturbation in a moving vehicle, dirty talk, brief slut-shaming, references to double penetration and toy usage

Summary: Kurt and Blaine are on a roadtrip to Lima, and Blaine gets bored.

Title: In The Dark No One Sees Rating: NC17 Words: 6,397 FF or S&C GKM-prompt:  After dating Blaine for a few months Kurt receives a phone call in the middle of the night from a very horny Blaine. After convincing Kurt they proceed to having hot phone sex. Warnings: bp!Kurt, masturbation, dirty talk.

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anonymous prompted: Umm, hi! I just wanted to tell you that your writing is stunning and mostly just hot and you’re really pretty and ughh, can I be you? I hope so, anyway I wanted to request a bp!blaine little fic where he “joins the cheerios” in season 3 and Sue idk being mean gives him a girl cheerio uniform and his curiosity gets the better of him and he tries it on and Kurt sees him and gets really turned on well, they go at it ;) god that was long

Blaine stares dubiously at the uniform in his hands, something like anger mixed with humiliation simmering just under the surface of his skin. He knows, without a doubt, that Coach Sue had given him this particular uniform out of malice—and for her own amusement—because he’s gay and, admittedly, tiny. There’s no way she knows about…that. Blaine hopes, at least, otherwise things on the Cheerios are going to get very awkward very fast.

He lets the tight shirt fall to his bed, holds onto and unfolds the tiny red skirt. The flaps fall along his fingers, the sweat-whisking fabric supple in his hands. The alarming shortness of the hemline has him gulping nervously, and he lets go with one hand to drag his palm over his clothed thigh. There’s no way Sue expects him to wear this, right? There has to be some sort of rule or law or something against a guy showing that much skin. Or anyone, really, but that’s just Blaine’s opinion.

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anonymous prompted: could you write a fic where kurt and blaine just have hot dirty rough loud sex in the back seat of a car on the side of the road or in a parking lot or something? i wanna read one sooo bad but i can’t find any good ones. :c

(with added bp!blaine for my lovely jo <3)

There’s something up with Blaine. Kurt’s sure of it. All day he’s been fielding sidelong glances and stares that turn out undeniably lusty, and all day Kurt has been trying to figure out what Blaine’s angle could be. They don’t have any sort of anniversary coming up, and they definitely didn’t have any special…plans for later. But as the day draws to a close and Kurt’s at his locker after the last bell on a rare glee-free day, Blaine is suddenly there when he shuts his locker door with a clang.

Kurt gasps, stumbles back a half-step. His hand rises to his heart and he closes his eyes, says, “Oh my god, Blaine, you nearly gave me a heart attack. What are you doing?”

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Hi sorry if this is out of the blue but you wouldn't still have a pdf copy of welcome back to hogwarts by admiller? I really love this story and I miss it so much.

I know what you mean, love; 'twas a lovely tale. 

Unfortunately, I had issues with storage and lost some files, so it's gone for me, too. Sorry :( I cry many tears. 

If, by some miracle, I find a way to obtain a copy, I will let you know. If anyone out there sees this and knows how/where to find the file, we would greatly appreciate your assistance. 

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like seblaine, huntbastian, coopbastian, smythecest, dk!huntbastian, bp!sebastian, and kitty!sebastian.

You: [bp!kitty!Sebastian] I can’t believe you convinced me to keep this vibrator in all day, oh my God. -S

Stranger: As if I had to /convince/ you… -Tristan.

You: Shush…Fine, I can’t believe you convinced me to let you have control of the remote. Better? -S

Stranger: As if I had to convince you, kitty. ;) -T

You: Ugh, Tris, you’re the worrrrst…I’m so wet right now.. -S

Stranger: I’m not the worst, you’re loving every second of it. I can see from here that you’re all flushed red. -T

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like kum, kadam, kitty!kurt, bp!kurt, bp!blaine, kuntbastian, kooper, kinn, badboy!blaine, seklaine, bp!sebastian, furt, kunter, and kurtbastian.

Stranger: Sebastian had lost track of how long he’d been in the porn business, but from the moment he’d started it, he’d known it was for him. Sure, it wasn’t always an ideal job, but he thrived on the constant change, the excitement, and the sex was a great bonus. Besides, people like him were a hot commodity in the industry, and it hadn’t taken him long, to be a well desired man. He had a few regulars, people he shot videos with regularly, but today, he was making his way into the studio, dressed in only a soft robe to meet his newest partner, another actor who he’d been told was good, but who Sebastian had never seen before. He saw him now, though, talking with the director, and made his way over quickly. “Hey there, boys. Not late, am I?”

You: Kurt was admittedly a little nervous as he walked onto set, still dressed in comfortable jeans and a shirt. It wasn’t like he was totally new to this, but he was told that he was going to be working with someone who’d been doing this for a little while longer than he had. But Kurt was confident that he knew what he was doing, regardless of his scene partner. He had already been told that the other man was, well, different. Kurt was used to bottoming for most of his scenes, and was glad for the change. The director was just letting him know that nothing would be really out of the ordinary when there was a voice from behind him. Kurt turned, the first thought coming to him being, ‘of course he’s /gorgeous/.’

Stranger: Sebastian adjusted his robe as he took in the sight of Kurt, who was still fully dressed which was a little disappointing for Sebastian, who’d been hoping to see more of him right away. Still, he could already appreciate the fact that Kurt seemed better looking than most of the guys he went with, and pretty well muscled, despite his slender frame; they’d look good together. “Not at all,” The director said, waving a hand dismissively at Sebastian’s approach. “I was just telling Kurt what to expect, today. But how about you take him to go get changed, we start in studio three in half an hour.” Sebastian just nodded, grinning a little at that. “Nice to meet you, Kurt. I’m Sebastian,” His eyes were warm, as they lingered on Kurt, “Care to go get ready….And maybe get to know each other a little, before we begin?”

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babyblainers submitted to fancyforafeeling:

http://coribird.livejournal.com/19588.html Katie I have no idea if you knew this existed but yeah…bp!Kitty!Kurt in heat, grooming after sex and hating baths with a passion. I am in a better place.

Sofia.

anonymous prompted: ok so what if klaine meet when they’re in their mid-twenties in NY and they’re dating and as they’re learning about each other kurt is endeared amd confused about some of blaine’s habits like being really frugal and always giving his change to the homeless… and blaine eventually tells kurt that he was homeless when he was 18-20ish. hurt/comfort, current fluff with past blangst… guh. yes please.

(part of the alternate meeting ‘verse)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Glee Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson Additional Tags: Boypussy Kurt, Bottom Kurt Summary:

~2k7, pwp, warnings for bp!kurt, threesome, spanking, double penetration, dirty talk.

based on this video: Kurt and Blaine, as complete strangers, take a study where they kiss.

juscallmelee prompted: I can’t remember if you wrote this before but could you please write something with the height and size difference between kurt and blaine when they are doing the dirty?

dreamboatblainers prompted: Hey, do you mind if I could please leave a prompt here? I really love the idea of like Skank!Kurt and Badboy!Blaine as a couple and they are actually really sweet and fluffy towards each other in their own twisted way, while still being tough bad-asses around the school. (I just love the way you write. Stay rad!)

(928): Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex.”

hold the weight of the world on my back—Kurt finds out that Blaine likes to be praised in bed, and he’s more than okay helping with that.

~3,100k

anonymous prompted: the first time bp!blaine rides kurt and goes absolutely crazy because it just hits the spot /no matter/ how he moves and ended up squirting all over Kurt’s chest and stomach

the normal heart has made me super emotional and i can just see blaine and kurt watching the stage show or the movie and just being really really quiet afterwards (blaine being into queer politics makes me thing he knows a fair bit about queer history as well) him and kurt talking about it and how important it is to remember what happened, and blaine being so emotional because hes read all the books and watched the documentary's about the AIDS epidemic and i just asdrfsafsdgdsgafsdfgsfgaf

I can totally see this, though