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kkirincorrectquotes · 2 hours
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Kakashi : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Iruka:
Iruka: Kakashi , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Kakashi : * Sips coffee from bowl*
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Anko : Nice top, Iruka!
Kakashi : I have a name, you know.
Iruka : *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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Sai: *sees Kakashi and Iruka together*
Sai: They seem to be good for each other. I would put them on a boat.
Sakura: You mean... you ship them?
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Iruka : Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Kakashi, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Naruto : Wow, you AND Iruka Sensei are both late? What a coincidence!
Kakashi : ...Yup, coincidence.
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Iruka : *seductively puts on the teacher glasses*
Iruka : Wow...
Kakashi: *blushes* Haha... what?
Iruka : You're really fucking blurry. I thought you said these are prescription free.
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Kakashi: Talk dirty to me~
Iruka : Inflation is a serious problem and steel prices are at a high.
Kakashi: Wha-
Iruka : The economy is in shambles.
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Kakashi: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Iruka *mission desk voice: Pulling rank will not end well for you, jounin-sama
Kakashi: ... that's so hot
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Kakashi: Are you sure Iruka Sensei is gay? He barely even looked at me.
Naruto: Of course he is! He is the most joyful, carefree, and lighthearted person I know! I am going to be as gay as him when I grow up and not be all mopey like you, Kakashi Sensei! Believe it!
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Shikamaru: Here are the new personnel assignments.
Kakashi: Do you think Iruka loves me?
Shikamaru: ...
Kakashi: I think he wanted to maim me this morning.
Shikamaru *rolls eyes: Pretty sure that's just his love language. Though as a father, I too would appreciate it if you don't accidentally bring porn onto Academy grounds, Rokudaime-sama.
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kkirincorrectquotes · 10 days
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Iruka: Why is my name "beef" on your phone?
Kakashi: yknow.... like bf.....
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kkirincorrectquotes · 11 days
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Kakashi: I'm horny, wanna pick me up?
Iruka: I only swiped right because your username is "guy" with a generic ab picture and I thought that was funny. It's 10 am.
Kakashi: You don't like to have a little fun?
Iruka: I think you are insane.
Kakashi: I think you find my insanity sexy.
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kkirincorrectquotes · 12 days
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Kakashi: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Iruka: Are you a software update? because not right now.
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kkirincorrectquotes · 14 days
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Iruka: Correct me if I'm wrong, but-
Kakashi, interrupting: Buuut, you're never wrong.
Kakashi: :)
Iruka: >:|
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kkirincorrectquotes · 14 days
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Kakashi, sweating: Iruka, there’s something I need to ask you-
Iruka: Finally! You’re proposing!
Kakashi: How’d you know?
Iruka: Kakashi, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Iruka: I even picked it up once.
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kkirincorrectquotes · 15 days
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Kakashi: The stars are so beautiful...
Iruka: They're just giant balls of gas.
Kakashi: ...
Iruka: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Kakashi: Aww...I'm going to send that to Jiraiya.
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kkirincorrectquotes · 16 days
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Iruka: Thoughts?
Kakashi, quietly: and prayers.
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kkirincorrectquotes · 16 days
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Kotetsu: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Iruka's birthday invitations.
Izumo : Well, what are they supposed to say?
Kotetsu : "Iruka's birthday".
Anko : So, what do they say instead?
Kotetsu: "Iruka’s bi".
Anko and Izumo :
Anko : Works out either way. Maybe Kakashi will finally stop his pining and do something.
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