Voldemort Roleplay 18+
Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea?
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Why is there a bomb in the back
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No u
FUCKING COKE
*Abundantly cries a lot* christina you are a swine
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This mustache... I'm so terrified, doppel, I really am. He looks like he's 50 years old, he's so ugly, i'm gonna cry.
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B in Peter B Parker stands for burrito
(it’s based on some Tumblr post I saw months ago and couldn’t find ever since)
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honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade
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WHERE YOU AT?
Why can’t I find any wholesome fanfic??
@falconfart
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Gabe managed to keep the doors to the church locked all those years ago but suddenly can’t latch a fuckin’ cell door?
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Family Dinner- one shot
Collab with @falcon_fart
Negun runs up to Ricc “fast as fucc boi” he zooms to the dinner tabl with his spaghet which is steamy hot. Ricc drools over hiz manz yum yum spaghet. “Wow Negun this is amaze. .” Ricc blushed his face looking like da spaghet sauce.
Coral and judth came running downstars. “wow it smell yum yum!” Coral screeched yeeting to the table. “yes it v yum yum” said negun. While no no look judth grab the spaghet with bby hand and tosses it at negun. “WeLL DAMN” he said slurping the sauce off of his leather jacket.
Judth opens her mouth 2 say da first words. “aww!!” ricc and CORAL scree in unison. “her first wordz!!” negun coos. “UR SPAGHET NASTY”
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Negun grabb lucil and smash on table, his face angry as he screeeeeed. Ricc continued to slurp te nodles a he watch coral rip off his shirt in fear. “Negun stop u scaring COraL!!!” Negun yeeted Lucil way as he jumped on table and kicced Judth in the face but r icc use his body a sheild
“OOF” ri cc screed as he was hastily kicced in his balls. “I sorri bby!!” negun screed grabb his spaghet and spoon feed ricc. “accept my aplogu bbyy!!” Negun squealed. R icc only cried a he sat on table, he balls hurting :(. CORAL cried as he watched his daddies fight. “stop!!” bby boy screed causing judth to scree
SUDDENLY karoL busted through the door bc mommy senses™️ kick in. “do I smell aBOOSE???”she scReed. R icc cri in response and Negun squeal , “IT NOT ME FALT I aIm fOR BBY NOT R ICC,” Karol skeeted and kicc Negun in face . He fell on floor an crie as Karol continued to beat up Negun
Judth laughs evilly a watched both guy suffer, “my Daddi is Shane.” Clapping her bby hands a r icc cri louder a mention of ded friend, “Judth no he bad” ricc sob silently. “he try to run over me with a lawn mower after he cut off his gucci hair!”””
“tHIS NEVER HAPPENED WHEN MOM WAS AROUND!!” CORAL starts sobbing as everyone throws spaghetti at each othr
THE END
Of course.
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