Shrue: hey does anyone else find it weird that we're in a saw bathroom and our boss is talking to us through a tv dressed like jigsaw?
Coworkers: nobody likes you, stop being nosy
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this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement
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So is anyone going to make a Carson / Val ‘Kiss me, Son of God’ animatic or do I have to do everything myself
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girls will be like hm this song reminds me of the most tragic thing that has happened to me I think I'll listen to it on loop
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genuinely so tired of the male love interest in every m/f romance being the most hugelarge tallman to ever growth spurt. I need to see some women swooning over little five foot five rat dudes who need to be tucked in their gf's pocket lest they blow away like a napkin in the wind.
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Reading comics is constantly like "Here is one of the most fascinating concepts you've ever seen in a piece of media. No we will not elaborate on it and you will never see it reach its full potential. Here is an interesting, new character. Oh now they're dead/rewritten to be less interesting/trapped in a different version of earth to be only mentioned off hand and never seen again. Here is your favorite legacy character: they're currently being written by a misogynist." And then once in a blue moon there's a comic that blows your tits clean off it's executed so well. But it's a limited run.
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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
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arthur doesn’t notice merlin’s magic bc of the gay thing. arthur realizes he’s having Thoughts about merlin and decides the best course of action is to Repress and Ignore. the color of merlin’s eyes? why would arthur stare at merlin’s eyes? he’s not getting lost in them. arthur hasn’t ever looked at merlin, actually.
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Y’all I gotta tell you something. I (aroace) am moving in with my polyamorous, pansexual friend. But. They do not thrive on the internet and thus do not know what All or Nothing is.
How do I tell them we’re living a meme life
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”
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