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After palm kissing, I give you hair kissing
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Xie Lian is doing his best to get better at dirty talk
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I know everyone is afraid of having "gege" translated as "bro" in the dub version of the donghua.
But it would honestly be so deadass fucking funny, I mean look at this and tell me it's not funny, c'mon.
Though I personally think that they'll probably translate it as "brother" instead of "bro" or even just leave it as "Lian" – which I hope won't happen because it cringes the shit out of me.
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“if humans stay human
though they fall or rise,
in the fall I will be your ghost
and on ascension you will still be my only god.
because you are the one where I remain human.”
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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
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me n who
Early happy holidays~ reposting this from last year ☃️⛄️❄️
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real,happened to my buddy eric once.
i can't watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can't watch historic war movies where horses get shot
yes, i know the cannonballs aren't real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress
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hey darling
shenflynns got sm imp to say
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Xie Longus and Hua Chongus weapons edition
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8'0 dang im tol IM FINALLY TOL
(when irl im not even 5 help💀)
your battery percentage is your height, how tall are you?
I’m 5'0
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