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Top 5 fish?
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top 5 worms? top 5 unjust depths Moments? top 5 izzy noises? top 5 weapons you would use?
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top five worms:
1) snom, the most beautiful and wonderful 'worm pokemon'.
2) izzy is practically some manner of worm, when it comes down to it.
3) sandworms sweep. shai hulud are sick as fuck.
4) the huge worms that are like an environmental obstacle in hollow knight are pretty cool. i guess maybe they're just normal sized worms, since hollow knight is so bug-sized? huh.
5) koyomi araragi has no bones in his body. one of the most wormy thangs.
top five unjust depths moments:
1) it's majida's quest in the finale of surviving an evil time. the beautiful intersecting of violence and love and this community that keeps driving her further and reinforcing what she needs to do, culminating in decking the shit out of radu. it's so fucking killer.
2) murati, stuck in her diver after its power died and looking out of a small reinforced glass port in it with a broken arm and drifting in and out of consciousness as she's getting the vaguest psychic flashes. it's a real powerful image. stuck with me a lot.
3) 'the only heterosexual kiss in unjust depths'. i love the way hunter iii's bites are described as really just ruining his flesh and self and adelheid just keeps sneaking quick peeks. it's so fun. dude had it coming. and i think its the first Real body horror bit in the story. so it was of course deeply enrapturing.
4) homa and kitty's final moments. i think it's incredible. really incredible sadness and woe and a moment for homa to actually stop and process the hell she's been through as she has to deny a dying woman any last rites. it's so good. homa can speak to the dead...
5) gertrude lichtenberg exhibiting 'gertrudeswag' in norn's solitary confinement cell in sinners under the firmament. it's so good. beautiful sign of the gertrude swag to come. just losing her mind and declaring hell on earth for everyone forever because of a breakup.
top five izzy noises:
1) thine coquettish lilt
2) your soft little 'waw' you say after certain things i say and express to you.
3) the noise when you [] inside an izzy
4) you have this like, tone, that builds as you know you're going to start doing a bit that's got this funny unmistakable confidence to it that's so charming. like your voice gets heavier with the weight of the Joke.
5) you have a Conceited Chuckle that is charming. when you're playing up your confidence a bit. it's so cute! adorable, even.
top five weapons you would use:
1) spear. history bears this one out as the best weapon. it rules. it's got range. it pierces. can be planted in the ground for increased stability. what other weapon went 1v1 against jesus and won? it's got cred.
2) zweihander. it's fucking huge i just want to swing it around in a grocery store and knock a bunch of shit off the shelves and mulch a watermelon.
3) fire axe. honestly any two-handed one-sided axe. i'm familiar with them and they're comfortable and extremely useful when chopping firewood and various other things.
4) knives are aesthetically very intimate and personal in a lovely way. beautiful tool to perform harm on others.
5) i've grown more fond of kukris recently. lovely shape they seem so neat and useful for carving things and such. no personal experience so shrug. but i would love get some.
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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Lead Tactician and shift manager at Rhodes Island known only as “the Doctor” has been assigned sensitivity training with HR after scheduling all Feline employees to what they referred to as “The Catgirl Room.”
When asked for comment, head Human Resources Operative Aciddrop did some pretty sick kickflips that said more than words ever could
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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing
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I hope a girl sees me for everything I am and stabs me in the chest
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[thinking about me in the context of imagining how others must perceive my actions] what is her deal seriously... what does she want
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Would you want to be an elf lifespan wise or like just because you like it?
would you eat food because it tastes good or because you're hungry?
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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
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